I wrote a poem about why my girlfriend left me. Do you think I can get her back if I send this to her???

Question

Why she left me….

I cheated with her sister
I lied and stole her car
But she ignored it all
And supported my trips to the bar

My porn collection is huge
I was fat and pretty smelly
But she cooked like a chef
And made love to me over my belly

I thought I was so cool
Figured I was immune to loss
But I finally did the thing
That made her give my *** a toss

Seems you should never answer ‘yes’
To this question by any means
Honey tell the truth,
Do I look fat in these jeans?

Answer 1

I'd stay with you just for access to that porn collection. I,m sure this poem will win her back. If not, well, you have other options.....

Answer 2

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This is probably the most important part. With texting, you can stop and think about what you want to say to your ex at each step of the way. Instead of reacting emotionally, you can take your time, figure out the right thing to say (I’ll give you most of it), and be strategic with your ex without saying something that you’ll regret.

Answer 3

I am sorry thats a no

But maybe you should tell your real feelings for her
tell her what realy comes from the heart and your lips

good luck

Answer 4

Awesome! Absolutely awesome. I believe that poem would have her running back for more. Send it. Then update me.

Answer 5

Oh yeah buddy that's going to make her run the other way.

Answer 6

If she takes you back after reading thsi then she's an idiot

Answer 7

I dont think you have a snowballs chance

Answer 8

of course not after you did all that to her you probably didn't even listen to her no wonder she left you

Answer 9

every guy knows to say No to that question.

Answer 10

Geez....you got me at hello....