10 pts for the best and funniest answer
2006-07-30 13:58:39 · 14 answers · asked by Xavier 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the age old answer: He wanted to see if the road would get bloodier if he got hit by a car.
2006-07-30 14:18:54 · answer #1 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the chicken was trying to get away from the fox. And the fox got hit by the car. POOR FOX. boo hoo hoo hoo hoo *waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah* Somebody stop and help me with this poor little fox. Does anybody know fox CPR?
Wait a minute. What was the question again?
2006-07-30 21:14:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road
to get from his left to his right
he went to far
got hit by a car
now he ain't no chicken no more
2006-07-30 21:10:58 · answer #3 · answered by gamemanual 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what goes on in a chickens mind eat sleep and make more chickens so Ive narrowed it down to three reasons which one you ask well you would have to ask the chicken have you ever tried to talk to a chicken well i have and let me tell you its pretty hard trying to make sense out (chickenese) the chickens language by the way but I'm pretty sure it had something to do with eating sleeping or making more chickens the pronunciation of these words are so similar its hard to tell
2006-07-30 21:19:56 · answer #4 · answered by know it all 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the farmer rolled a funny egg across the road and the chicken wanted to see if it was her yoke.
2014-08-22 20:12:36 · answer #5 · answered by John 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get to the other bloody side, mate and find out whether it or its egg came first
2006-07-30 21:00:35 · answer #6 · answered by Totoru 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would he be one a road, I thought chickens lived in the ocean? - Jessica Simpson
HAHAHAHA
2006-07-30 21:02:47 · answer #7 · answered by bleed_black_11 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the rooster on the other side said "Come here, you cute chick!"
2006-07-30 21:41:09 · answer #8 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to get to the other side. but didn;t make it because he got hit by a car.
2006-07-30 21:00:37 · answer #9 · answered by freebie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The age-old answer, "Because it is there".
Ha ! Ha!
2006-07-30 21:03:10 · answer #10 · answered by kuku 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋