Finsish it off.
2006-07-30 13:07:00 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
.............she got a flesh eating virus,,and the dr gave her ten years to live
2006-07-30 15:48:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
your momma's so fat, the restaurants in town have a sign that says "Occupancy 200...or Your Momma"
...her waist size is "equator"
...the elephants at the zoo feed peanuts to HER
...she affects the Earth's gravity
...she eats her breakfast cereal out of a Satellite Dish
...she steps on a talking scale, and it says "one at a time, please"
...she auditioned for a role in a movie, and got the part of the boulder in "Raiders of the Lost Ark"
...she brought her dress to the dry cleaners, and they said "Sorry, we don't do parachutes".
2006-07-30 20:41:16 · answer #2 · answered by jvsconsulting 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so fat she uses a swimming pool as a bath tub! oh right!
2006-07-30 21:22:58 · answer #3 · answered by spongebob71492 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is so fat that wen she she crossed the street she actually crossed the state.
2006-07-30 20:49:39 · answer #4 · answered by carribean girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so fat yall dont go to da beach yall just slap her thighs and ride da waves! ha ha im so freaking hilarious!
yo momma so fat when she get in the elevator to go to the 1st floor she aint got to press the button it just falls to da bottom.
2006-07-30 21:29:20 · answer #5 · answered by Tweetybaby♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice jokes
2006-07-30 20:22:39 · answer #6 · answered by chereechanta 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when a rainbow lowers near enough for to squat on she makes all of the skittles pop out
2006-07-30 20:24:27 · answer #7 · answered by Puddles 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is soOo stuped she asked me what came after x i said y and she said cause i wants to knowâ¥
2006-07-30 20:43:58 · answer #8 · answered by ♥KaTeLyN♥ Geaux Tigers 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your mamas so fat she irons her clothes on the driveway
2006-07-30 20:41:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
... so fat that she uses the entire state of New Mexico as a tanning bed...
2006-07-30 20:29:47 · answer #10 · answered by jobug 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wen she fell i tryed hard not 2 laugh but the floor was cracking up
2006-07-30 20:18:18 · answer #11 · answered by lagunaangel 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋