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2006-07-30 12:55:39 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I don't need to call God. He will call me, and He knows my phone number.
2006-07-30 12:59:11 · answer #1 · answered by lynda_is 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-30 12:59:23 · answer #2 · answered by minime 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did not know 978 was the area code for heaven. Guess not, as it does not exist.
2006-07-30 12:57:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Interesting!
2006-07-30 12:59:41 · answer #4 · answered by T4Toyin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are not. You'll go to that religion created Hell that you preach about too for pretending to be a god. Ever heard of the First Commandment?!
2006-07-30 12:59:15 · answer #5 · answered by Belle 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You propose if god referred to as on my telephone and was hoping i might %. up even nevertheless he might desire to easily talk in the present day in my ear, being god and all, ...? certainly that sounds remarkably such as the overly complicated and self-contradictory way wherein this god is defined in his meant trilogy. Halleluja! There might desire to be a god!
2016-12-11 03:12:40 · answer #6 · answered by nella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awww hun....I'm sure you'll meet that special someone soon! Current "methods"suggest the relationship will be...."unusual"..but hey...what you do in the privacy of your own home is entirely your business...unlike your phone number:P---eh--minor detail....no, really---good luck!!! I'm sure you'll be sharing a house, a bank account, and a prescription within....oh...days?:P
2006-07-30 13:46:58 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Geez, sounds like one hell of an expensive long-distance call...I'll pass.
2006-07-30 13:00:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would say got to hell but, i dont want you to (neither does God) so go to church, or heaven, or both
2006-07-30 13:00:20 · answer #9 · answered by 0110010100 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe on that 8th day when you can prove to all of us that you can walk on water, we will call you....until then, mmmmmm no!!
2006-07-30 13:01:19 · answer #10 · answered by armyofone 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋