Are you easily amused?

Question

I am.... Want to amuse me?

Answer 1

things to do to amuse yourself with absolutely nothing

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Push your eyes for interesting light show:
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes) See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out things - is your subconscious trying to send you a message? Can you control what you see by pressing different areas with different forces? Would it be possible to somehow see the same effects on TV? Or for that matter, watch TV with your eyes shut doing this?

See how long you can hold your breath:
(Amusement Potential: 4-20 minutes) Not that much fun, but it sure passes the time. Play with a friend, or try to beat your own personal best. Some tips: hyperventilate before hand, and stay as still as possible.

Try to not think about polar bears:
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes) This is especially hard, because by trying too much, you remember what you were trying to avoid thinking of. If you try too little, you end up thinking about polar bears anyway.

Scratch yourself:
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes) Go ahead, scratch yourself now. Even if nothing itches, go ahead. Doesn't that feel pretty good?

Hurt yourself:
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes) What is pain? Why is it unpleasant? There's nothing physical about it - it's all in your mind. Plus, after pinching yourself for awhile, boredom will seem nice next to being in pain.

Try to swallow your tongue:
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes) There's not much to say about this one. It is possible.

Look at something for awhile, shut eyes, study after image:
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes) Another great time waster. It takes about 30 seconds of staring to create an after image, and the image is then viewable for about the same length of time. Fun to combine this one with pushing on your eyes.

Get yourself as nauseated as possible:
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes) Best achieved by looking straight up and spinning around. Try to be so dizzy you can't even stand up. This is also entertaining due to the "makes boredom seem a lot better" effect (see "Hurt Yourself").

Answer 2

Okay!

-amuses-

Answer 3

A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
"Why are you eating grass?" he asked the man.

"I don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.

"Oh, please come to my house!"

"But sir, I have a wife and four children..."

"Bring them along!" the rich man said.

They all climbed into the limo. Once underway, the poor fellow said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us in."

The rich man replied, "No, you don't understand. The grass at my house is over three feet tall!"
this will amuse you

Answer 4

I am easily amused, so I need to play solitaire, which amuses me further.

Answer 5

I am not amused at all. I am a bore and live a booring life. There is no fun in this world.

Answer 6

I am easily amused when I start drinking or in a really, really, really good mood. :-P

Answer 7

sure I'll give you a trick to make your ex stop calling you tell him you don't mind him calling just to call u at a different phone number . tell him a real one . then the next time he wants to call you he'll call it . when they him its the wrong number he'll try to call the old one he'll do this for a couple of days ignore it then he'll think you slipped up and gave him the wrong number when really you don't want to talk to him .

doesn't work if you haft to see him in person a lot though

Answer 8

YES I AM AMUSED VERY EASILY EVEN ON ONE OF MY BADDEST DAYS AND NO CUZ I DO NOT KNOW U WELL ENOUGHT TO BANTER WITH U..

Answer 9

hmm oo i know! either put silly putty up your butt or eat some grass then youll know what its like to be a cow!!! lol

Answer 10

yessiree bob i am easily amused...