I want to hear the funniest thing you know. Anything goes, I don't care how raunchy it is or who it offends!
2006-07-30 12:17:35 · 8 answers · asked by Josh 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A trucker approached a toll booth and lost his brakes. The guy in the booth managed to jump out just as the truck crashed through, smashing the booth to smithereens. The truck kept going for a quarter mile before stopping.
When the trucker came back to see what he had done, the booth was all fixed up without a scratch!
"How did you do that?" said the astonished trucker.
"Easy," replied the booth worker, "I just used Toll-gate Booth Paste".
2006-07-30 14:21:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
1st oneQ: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb?
2nd oneA: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS DAMN HOUSE!
1st one: i I'm sorry.... What was the question?
2006-07-30 22:17:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
South Africans think theres a chance of them winning the soccer world cup 2010... without any bribery!!!
2006-07-30 19:22:24 · answer #3 · answered by shmee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One day a man went into town on his horse (on Tuesday) and stayed for 3 days and left on Tuesday. How is this possible.
His horses name was Tuesday.
2006-07-30 19:32:52 · answer #4 · answered by lil.nicky_54 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The elephant told the camel you look funny with two breast on your back.The camel said ,"Thats strange coming from a elelphant with a d*ck on his face."
2006-07-30 19:34:57 · answer #5 · answered by mustang 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
speakin of soccer, zidane just commented that he was just looking at materrazzi's shoes and bam! hit him. boys and gurls and italians, IT WAS A MISTAKE!
2006-07-30 19:24:28 · answer #6 · answered by Naty:Co-Emperor Has Returned 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you get crossing a p3nis and a potato?....a dictator
2006-07-30 19:24:15 · answer #7 · answered by Jedi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahah...joke in here... :^)
2006-07-30 20:44:50 · answer #8 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋