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cant we just be friends=there is no way in hell i am going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine again
i just need some space=i just need some space without you in it
do i look fat in this dress?=we havent had a fight in a while
no, pizza's fine=cheap git
i just do not want a boyfriend=i just do not want (you as) a boyfriend
oh, no, i will pay for myself=im just pretending to be nice, there is no way i am going dutch
oh yes! right there=well,near there. i just want to get this over with
im just going out with the girls=we are gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends
there is no one else=i am sleeping with your best friend
size doesnt count=size doesnt count unless i want on orgasm

2006-07-30 12:11:38 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

3 answers

"Are you gonna wear that?" = "March back in there and please find something that doesn't smell like B.O." or "...that is at least ironed!" or...."That matches for god sake." or...."that doesn't close with Velcro." or....."that zips up completely." or....."that's clean!".....or "that isn't mine!" (that last one?....Bigger problems there.)

2006-07-30 12:30:15 · answer #1 · answered by ktltel 3 · 1 0

she treating you like a drug...she just said NO

2006-07-30 19:18:36 · answer #2 · answered by norwood 6 · 0 1

Ha-ha . . . So Funny and True!! =)

2006-07-30 19:36:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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