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2006-07-30 12:03:18 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Moses and Mohammed starved to death arguing about how they didn't have the proper supplies or prayers to make the the duck kosher/halal. Moses was able to drown his misery in wine, while Mohammed refused to drink. Jesus ate the duck, drank some wine, and left. It is not funny, but it is a true story.
2006-07-30 12:11:35 · answer #1 · answered by trueblue88 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Moses asked Mohammed to pick up the duck, but Mohammed refuses saying that the duck smells of wine. Moses looks to Jesus and says, "Where messing around with the water again?"
2006-07-30 12:25:28 · answer #2 · answered by badgerman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Prophets are messengers sent by GOD .Im a muslim guy and I loveMohammad,Jesus ,Moses ,Ibrahim ,noah---etc and I respected them because GOD has chosen them to be Prophets and messengers .I read many verses about the prophets in the Holy Qur'an and the Islam relegion never mocks at Prophets.
2006-07-30 12:13:22 · answer #3 · answered by fatush1234 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the bartender said "hey! i'm not allowed to have your kind in the bar!" so jesus, moses and mohammed got up and left.
2006-07-30 12:08:50 · answer #4 · answered by rosends 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mohammed then leaves coz muslims don't drink
and then moses and jesus pray to God hoping you would go to hell.. or simply ask him to forgive you..
ha ha ha
*not in the mood for that *****
2006-07-30 12:11:55 · answer #5 · answered by MaYoOoZ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus orders water, and turns it into wine.
Moses orders water, then parts it.
Mohammed orders water, and drinks it.
The duck orders water, and splashes around in it.
The waiter comes around and says, "Since all you're ordering is water, I'm going to have to charge you for it!"
They all look up, worried, because no one brought any money with them. The duck perks up and says....
"That's ok...just put it on my BILL!"
2006-07-30 15:57:52 · answer #6 · answered by ahsante 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
and the duck drank them all under the table. The end.
2006-07-30 12:07:21 · answer #7 · answered by Banba 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
then gandhi showed up and they had a disco break dance party
2006-07-30 12:07:58 · answer #8 · answered by TrueSource 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋