I want to be a famous rock star. I will sell my soul to achieve this. How should I go about doing this.
2006-07-30 12:01:44 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Simply vote democrat.
That ought to do it.
2006-07-30 12:04:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Take a solid-black male cat, put him in a cloth sack, secure/tie the end of the sack with wire. Get a large boiling pot. Fill it with water and bring it to a boil! Then carefully place the cat in the boiling water- cover the top. You may want to put the cat to sleep b4 you place him in the pot.
Afterwards, take the cat out of the pot. Take off all of the skin and meat and discard it. Take a mirror and bone by bone, place each one in front of the mirror. You WILL KNOW which bone you need.
Take that bone and discard the rest. Now place that bone in a small cloth pouch and keep it there. Yes, it will be a small bone.
Then you must wait for a Friday the13th when there is absolutely no moon in the night sky. You must then drive out ALONE to a secluded country area where four dirt roads cross! Get off your vehicle, walk to the very center of this crossing, and as soon as your watch strikes 02:00AM, make sure you are holding the pouch in your left hand, Call out the devil by his name- Lucifer!
Don't holler- nor whisper, but rather call his name out at a medium loud tone. Call it out once..... and wait a couple of minutes. Call it out again in this fashion for a total of four calls. At the end of the fourth call..... wait. Just wait, but don't call out again. Shortly afterwards, he will reveal himself to you.
At that point say nothing- until you are spoken to. Remember, you'll be talking to the god of this world. When he reaches out, hand him the pouch... but remain quiet. He will open the pouch and take the bone out. He will look at it and determine its worthiness. If found worthy, he will give you up to three wishes- depending on the bone value- and thus you've sold your soul.
However, if the bone isn't worthy- say for example that the black cat supposedly had a little white speck somewhere on his body, or he was actually a female cat- then you've summoned the god of this world unworthily and must pay for it!
You will either be found dead where you stand, or be dumbfounded for the rest of your days- or perhaps just go crazy or mad until the day you die! So you must weigh the risks!
Even if you succeed, you will lose your soul at the end.
NOTE: The above was told to me over 40 years ago, by a very old man- who has long been dead. It was first told to him way back in the1800's, when he was a child.
No guarantees! Try it at your own risk!
2006-07-30 20:07:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watch the news and try to mimic some of our hollywood stars,Be negative and say nasty things all the time, spit on people and don't flush the toilet, wear a cross upside down and join a vampire group.... do i need to say more?
2006-07-30 19:07:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First you hit rock bottom, them announce it loud(your proposition) in an angry vioce. Nothing will change at first...then one break and another comes along and you find yourself climbing and confident. Then your big day comes and you have the preformance of a lifetime....after the show you die of an overdose. Try it and report back to us
2006-07-30 19:12:06 · answer #4 · answered by johnnydean86 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The fact that you are asking this question means that there is no reason for Satan to buy your soul. He already has it! You should be very afraid, Hell is not a nice place to spend eternity.
2006-07-30 19:06:54 · answer #5 · answered by georgiapeach 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I GUESS YOU WILL NEVER BE A ROCK STAR AS YOU DO NOT OWN YOUR SOUL THEREFORE YOU CANNOT SELL IT HA HA SO BETTER PRAY THAT GOD LEAD YOU TO WHAT YOU WANT BUT THAT IS ONLY IF GOD SO CHOOSES THAT YOU BE HE MAY HAVE A BETTER PLAN FOR YOU
2006-07-30 19:06:45 · answer #6 · answered by jkpoet2@sbcglobal.net 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
By being absolutly ruthless on your journey to stardom. Cut any throughts, give up your morals,Cheat, lie and steal for fame. There. Done. Sold. Then see how far you get after that.
2006-07-30 19:08:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only God owns your soul you cant sell it
2006-07-30 19:15:54 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why try selling the devil something he already has?
2006-07-30 19:11:46 · answer #9 · answered by ReliableLogic 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are not a Christian and have not given your life to Jesus, then you already have.
But, this really isn't something that should be taken lightly and I really don't think it's funny when someone is on their way to hell.
Get right!
2006-07-30 19:14:21 · answer #10 · answered by Misti M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just call Simon Cowell.
2006-07-30 19:04:58 · answer #11 · answered by Justsyd 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋