2006-07-30 11:11:28 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.
"You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named you daughter Candy."
He turned to the second Mom Ann, "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turned to the third Mom, Joyce, "Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered,
"Come on, Dick, we're leaving."
2006-07-30 11:20:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
so a lion wakes up one morning, feel extra furocious... so he decides to take a walk around the jungle...he comes up on a monkey and yells in his biggest lion voice "WHOS THE KING OF THE JUNGLE!?!"
the monkey says you are Mr. lion, you are the most furocious animal in the jungle!
the lion feeling confident and smug, walks away.... then he comes accross a zebra and yells "WHOS THE KING OF THE JUNGLE!?!"
the zebra, shaking says "you are mr lion, you are the bravest animal in the jungle"
the lion feeling extra confident walks away happy..then he comes accross an elephant and yells "WHOS THE KING OF THE JUNGLE?"
the elephant picks him up with his trunk, and body slams him several times into nearby trees, and then throws him on the ground....
the lion gets up feeling like hes just been hit by a freight train, and says "geez... just cos you didn't know, doesn't mean you have to get so pissed off!"
2006-07-30 18:18:31 · answer #2 · answered by josylin w 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do this.
tell your friends you can read their minds.
They won't believe you so offer to prove it.
Tell them to write something on a piece of paper. (while they are doing this - turn your back so they KNOW you can't see what they are writing)
Tell them to put the paper on the floor and stand on it
Say 'as soon as you do this, let me know'
When they tell you they are standing on the paper- you can turn around and face them.
Now ask "Do you want me to tell you what's on the paper?"
They will say "yes"
The Answer is "YOUR BIG FEET"
2006-07-30 19:36:10 · answer #3 · answered by helpme1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Musical Joke:
What do you get when you push a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat Minor.
So if your every in a mine. C sharp or B flat
2006-07-30 20:09:44 · answer #4 · answered by ryan23228 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear????? The pope has the Avian flu (bird flu), yep, he got it from the cardinals.
C'mon, that should at least make you crack a smile.
2006-07-30 18:15:15 · answer #5 · answered by ktltel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did you know that georgia built a new state zoo recently?
it was easy, they just put a fence around alabama
2006-07-30 18:14:53 · answer #6 · answered by Thomas K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋