I am a Swiss tourist and was visiting America on vacation and stopped in a Wal-Mart in New Jersey to buy batteries for my digital camera. I have a deep suntan from sailing in my sloop out of Monaco. I went in and these men began following me talking on a cell phone. Suddenly, a trap door in the floor opened under me and I fell into a deep pit.
The men took me out after store hours and shipped me somewhere I don't know where but I am allowed out of this cage with a gang of illegal Mexicans they have captured in like manner each night after store hours and we are forced to mop and swep the floors. NO ONE BELIEVES ME WHEN I TELL THEM I AM SWISS NATIONAL.
Right now, I am using a computer in the electronics department to get this plea for help out. I DONT KNOW WHERE I AM and someone is coming.
I need to g
2006-07-30 11:10:21 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Immigration
Whew!! The guards are gone now!! Oh, i left out "o" from go. Sorry about that. The lady with puzzlelment over sun tan? I was mistaken for Mexican before of it, see.
Ooop, have to sign out again. I will try to get
2006-07-30 11:25:37 · update #1
Gotta a second free--I have spoken Swiss to guards!! They don't understand. I show my passport and they say "TOO LATE NOW, Charlie" (my name is not Charlie--it is Frederick!!) They say if they let me go now I will spill the beans and ruin Wal-Mart's Profits!! Why do the guards bow and put their hands in praying postion when they say "Wal-Mart Profits" and in such a way that I know the "p" in Profits is capitalized?
These things puzzle--ooops, time to go back to the cage. Adios, amigos!! Back mayana!!
2006-07-30 11:49:50 · update #2
mah brotha we gots ta stick togetha. when you find out where ya are, let me kno. me an mah peeps is gonna road trip to bus ya outta thar.
FIGHT DA MAN!
2006-07-30 11:55:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
Call 9-1-1 and notify the local police. If your story is true,the police will investigate. If it is not true, you will be arrested for filing a false a report.
I really don't know of any trap doors in Wal-Mart.
I am at a loss as to what having a sun-tan has anything to do with your situation.
Seems a bit odd to me.
2006-07-30 11:16:56 · answer #2 · answered by Malika 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try to speak Swiss with those Mexicans in front of those guards, they will get a clue eventually. Before you do that, call 911, or if you can report on the internet. And don't try to tell them you are Swiss, act like you are.
I am answering this in case the story is true...it's a terrible world out there.
2006-07-30 11:39:51 · answer #3 · answered by melomane 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go back to the electronics dept. (when it's safe to do so, of course) and use a cell phone to call for a taxi. Then tell your captors that you need to go out into the parking lot to gather up all the loose carts. Jump into the taxi. Voila! Freedom! Of course, you have no money to pay the taxi fare, so now you have to drive the cab at night to work it off. You're on your own, kiddo.
2006-07-30 11:18:28 · answer #4 · answered by mightymite1957 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sean, locate out if there's a close-by organic and organic co-op or farm close to you and attempt to get a activity or internship there. Do you have a farmers industry interior of reach? if so, ask the farmers what their production procedures are. a number of them do no longer use chemical insecticides or fertilizers, yet additionally they do no longer complication with the value and workplace work of having USDA qualified organic and organic. additionally, do you have an area backyard interior of reach? they many times settle for volunteer hard artwork in replace for a share of the produce. suitable of success!
2016-10-01 06:46:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get in touch with wall mart to inform them of this trap door then contact your family and the police.
2006-07-30 11:30:19 · answer #6 · answered by butterfly55freedom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What point are you trying to make? I don't get it. BTW all the Wal-marts in my area are open 24 hours a day.
2006-07-30 11:16:43 · answer #7 · answered by DJ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awwww ... a poor Swiss guy living in Monaco ... hell man, you must be rolling in it ...:) To answer your question ... you don't have a hope in hell getting out of Walmart!! You're stuck!!! Don't try to escape ... ve have vayz and meanz to get you .... maybe, just maybe, if you sell your sloop and bribe them, they MIGHT let you move up to managing consumer electronics .. but don't hold your breath ....
2006-07-30 11:26:47 · answer #8 · answered by Sashie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey dude, Walmart needs more illegal workers. LMAO!
2006-07-30 11:19:18 · answer #9 · answered by sqwirl_hater 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll call the police which Wal-Mart. lol
2006-07-30 14:05:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok so contact a publisher, tell them you write fiction, and make a lot of money.
2006-07-30 11:14:06 · answer #11 · answered by shire_maid 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋