2006-07-30 10:49:52 · 23 answers · asked by lozzi_pop22 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Could you tell me a few i need a good laugh
2006-07-30 10:54:11 · update #1
Yes!
*Yo mamma's so fat, when she goes out in high heels, she returns in flip flops!
*Yo mamma's so fat, when she was in the middle of the road and I swerved to avoid her, I ran outta gas!
*Yo mamma's so fat, when she sits in the cinema, she sit's beside EVERYBODY.
*Yo mamma's so fat that when she stood on the weighing scales, they said: "To Be Continued"
*Yo mamma's just like a TV: a 3 year old can turn her on!
*Yo mamma's like the town bicycle...everyone gets a ride!
*Yo mamma's like the village rugby pitch...everyone gets a try!
They're just off the top of my head. Check the site below for more! =)
2006-07-30 10:57:51 · answer #1 · answered by Lost_megafan!! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so fat that after sex, roll over twice and you're still on the b*tch
I saw yo mommoa walking down the street kicking a can, I said what you doin, she said movin.
Yo momma is so stupid she got hiy by a parked car.
Yo momma is so fat that when she cuts herself gravy pours out.
Yo momma is so fat that when she goes to the cinema, she sits next to everybody.
2006-08-02 07:49:19 · answer #2 · answered by Gaz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is so dirty she took a bath in the ocean and left a ring around the world
2006-07-30 19:13:25 · answer #3 · answered by Brak 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is so dumb she was talking into the mailbox and someone asked wat r u doing and she says I`m sending a voicemail
yo momma is so fat she puts mayo on asprin
yo momma so fat she uses the ocean as a bath using the animals as toys
yo momma so fat wen she get in an elevator it breaks
yo momma is so fat they don`t let her on an airplane
2006-07-30 23:06:20 · answer #4 · answered by KITTY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so ugly she needs a licence to leave the house.
2006-07-30 17:55:53 · answer #5 · answered by vwallwood 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so fat she runs Yahoo.
2006-07-30 17:56:26 · answer #6 · answered by Murray 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so stupid she put butter on her finger and she says this butterfinger is good.yo dady so stupid he put sugar on him and he says this sugardaddy is good.yo momma so fat a elehfant saidhey sugarplum. yo momma so short a girl was walking yo mom said could you rub my hed the girl said sure boys where behind her and thouhgt she was a stripper.
2006-07-30 21:29:37 · answer #7 · answered by DUBB C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so ugly she use poison ivy fo' makeup and roadkill fo' perfume!
2006-07-30 18:05:58 · answer #8 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so stupid, she was watching the news and the weather man said it was chilly outside, so she got a bowl and spoon and went outside and asked "ok, where's the chili?"
2006-07-30 18:15:45 · answer #9 · answered by too cute 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so poor,last time she had a good meal...a rich man farted.
2006-07-30 18:02:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋