A woman goes to the doctor, she is shapely and has beautiful, long, dark hair.
the doctor comes into the room and askes hat is wrong.
She tells him that her whole body hurts.
She shows him. She touches her cheek, and screams touches her knee and sreams.
Even if she lightly touches her hair, she screams.
The doctor says, "you are naturally a blonde, aren't you?'
She says, "Yes, how did you know?"
"because," says the Dr. "your finger is broken."
2006-07-30 10:03:46 · 14 answers · asked by athorgarak 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats sooo funny.... I love blonde jokes!!
2006-07-30 10:07:56 · answer #1 · answered by Dannie 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Larry wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Larry looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean.
So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you." So he goes to the kitchen, and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
Larry asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious, broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."
Confused, Larry asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married'!"
2006-08-02 17:37:21 · answer #2 · answered by heidielizabeth69 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL the finger is broken didn't make any sense to me but somehow I thought it was just incredibly funny....
2006-07-30 17:10:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, I think you mis-spelled some words in your riddles! If you didn't mis-spelled it and the mis-spellation is part of your riddle......then I don't get it!
2006-07-30 17:43:28 · answer #4 · answered by Toki 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
cute
i heard one like that before though
2006-07-30 17:07:46 · answer #5 · answered by tb 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats the question to answer???
2006-07-30 17:05:57 · answer #6 · answered by lexterdexter94 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha thats a good 1!!!!!
2006-07-30 17:08:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolz
2006-07-30 17:17:31 · answer #8 · answered by ףαdy Đuchess× 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahah!
i'm naturally blonde.
XD
2006-07-30 17:19:58 · answer #9 · answered by Brittani♫. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's very ahem... touching!
2006-07-30 17:08:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋