Dear YAnswerers,
Here at http://www.godhatesshrimp.com we recognize that an ABOMINATION is taking place in America, and we wish for you to join our cause!
In the Book of Leviticus (Chapter 11:9-12) it is clearly stated that shellfish is an ungodly ABOMINATION worthy of DEATH!
The ABOMINATION of eating shellfish has plauged America for too long, and it is leading to the death of innocent American soliders in Iraq, we must protest at their funerals!
Our RIGHTEOUS leader, George F. Shemlps, is waiting for you to raise your rifle to the call of duty, ally yourselves against the ABOMINATIONS of shellfish, they are bringing GODS WRATH to Americans everywhere!
2006-07-30 09:52:13 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
There are abominations such as eating blood that is the life of the body, you gonna give up your meat????
Let's begin taking a look at the plank in our own eye instead of trying to take out the speck of saw dust in another's eye..
2006-07-30 09:56:45 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is you crazy? Read on man of the book, they New Testament changes the rules on consumption! Sides, shrimps is good eating, my gumbo wouldn't be the same.
2006-07-30 16:57:30 · answer #2 · answered by obitdude2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok what do you want to do kill everyone that eats shrimp? something tells me that's not going to work
oh I have not eaten shrimp for over 5 years and I dont plan to ever eat it again
2006-07-30 17:12:14 · answer #3 · answered by Gamla Joe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why just limit it to America? Why not take your fanaticism everywhere? And to answer you're question, NO!!!!
2006-07-30 21:00:47 · answer #4 · answered by Mollywobbles 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-07-30 17:04:12 · answer #5 · answered by Myaloo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋