HOW DO I MAKE A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL ??? (serious answers please)?

Question

Are you suppose to just ask him, or how does it work ???

Answer 1

I think you have to have a virgin, or a goat or maybe a virgin goat. I don't know.

Answer 2

Before you make a deal consider :

The Devil *** rapes you with a pineapple in hell for eternity.

The faustian contract is for people who are tricked, weak natured, or need to feel validated. The truth is half the time the Devil offers you what you already have. Want a million dollars? Go invent something. What a bowl of cocaine and whores? Bad choice, but women are less self respecting every day and when the cocaine wears off your going to eventually want your soul back. When the devil is done with you, you will want to castrate yourself just to get what you sold back.

The best way to make a deal with the devil is "DON'T."

Resist the devil and He will flee. Don't go looking for EVIL.

Answer 3

I'm a disabled Firefighter/Paramedic that was injured in the line of duty rescuing someone, Disabled Firefighters make very LITTLE money and my family is suffering due to a lack of money. I am already in pain 24/7 and in a wheelchair. I would make a deal for my soul to get money and happiness for my family and need to know how to deal legitimately since no one helps people like me the way they do soldiers (who deserve all the help they can get). If anyone truly knows what to do, I am willing to do anything or go thru an eternity of hell to help my family find happiness.

Answer 4

To make a deal with the Devil you'd need something to bargan with. If you have no desire to be saved he's destroyed your soul already so I dont see how you could offer him anything.

If you did make a deal with him you can bet he would cheat you. He is the father of all lies.

John 8:44. Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.

Answer 5

Well, I think you should go buy that book called The Satanic Verses which upset alot of people when published. Actually you can talk to the divel just likeof people but you can talk to him like you'd talk to a friend. However, pledging your eternal life to him could get you into a lot of heat. I really would advise it.

Answer 6

Step 1: Learn more about seances.
Step 2: Create an exclusive devil-worshipers-only invitation list.
Step 3: Setup a devil-friendly environment.
Step 4: Prep the participants.
Step 5: Summon the devil.
Step 6: Ask the devil for a deal on a new or used car. I hear he's one hell of a salesman.

Answer 7

I thought of the same question many times. I tried calling him out , the devil never showed up.

Answer 8

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HOW DO I MAKE A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL ??? (serious answers please)?
Are you suppose to just ask him, or how does it work ???

Answer 9

Truthfully? And are you sure? Because, once it is made, then there is no return! NONE!
If you wish to invoke, you must sell your soul.
In Writing, by your hand, no typing, and only on one side of the paper, Linen Paper or Cotton Paper, You would write out the agreement.
I, (FULL NAME), accept the following transaction without being conversed into this mutually agreement.
That upon services rendered by the second party, to which will be referred hereafter as St. Lucifer, granting me (STATE WHAT IT IS YOU WANT);
I, (YOUR FULL NAME), hereby exchange my soul and very essences to St. Lucifer as Payment In-Full, for services rendered.
(SIGN X)

(SEAL X) Below you signature, you must smear your OWN Blood upon Three side-by-side fingers and imprint the document with this.

To deliver the contract, is not hard at all and even the Bible tells you how. Next months New Moon, just as the sun disappears over the horizon in the West, but yet there still rays of light on the horizon, burn the paper outside in the open. This is called sending a prayer, as the very smell will even reach heaven!

Answer 10

i'm thinking about this too,,,i'm not after millions of dollars or beuatiful women a plenty or anything,,,i'd just like a comfortable life that isnt the hell on earth that my life has been so far

Answer 11

PEOPLE WHO THINK THIS IS A JOKE STOP NOW.. IT WILL NOT BE SO FUNNY WHEN YOU STAND BEFORE GOD AND HE WONT EVEN LOOK AT YOU. AND TO KNOW THE ONLY REASON YOU LIVED EVERY DAY WAS HIS MERCY ALONE. SATAN KNOWS THE TORTURES OF HELL WILL BE OVERWHELMING FOR EVEN HIMSELF. HE HATES US ALL CAUSE WE STILL HAVE A CHANCE WHILE WE ARE HERE. HE SAYS THE ONLY SIN THAT WILL NOT BE FORGIVIN IS BLASPHEMY AGAINST THE HOLY SPIRIT SO EVEN A SOLD SOUL CAN REPENT AND TURN FROM SIN IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST.. BUT IT WILL TAKE 100% BIENG REAL WITH CHRIST TO DO SO. THE THINGS OF THIS WORLD ARE NOT WORTH IT. WAKE THE FREAK UP PEOPLE!!!!