my wife has a black eye, and i heard that putting something cold (like a bag of frozen peas) will make the swelling go down.
the problem is, she has a black eye because i hit her really hard with a bag of peas.
is there any way i can make the swelling go away before she wakes up?
2006-07-30 07:55:55 · 32 answers · asked by catfish_alomar 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
im going to tell her that the dog did it
2006-07-30 07:59:52 · update #1
giver her 2 black eyes so they will match usually women r the most upset when they wear something that dont match
2006-07-30 08:07:36 · answer #1 · answered by andy 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
This thing sound's kinda fishy to me!! But if it's legit...But a slice of fresh,raw,red beef on her eye. There is a chemical in the meat that will not only take down the swelling,but it will take the blood OUT OF A BLACK EYE. You better buy two hunk's of meat..you will need one for the black eye she's gonna give you when she wake's up!!
2006-07-30 08:01:48 · answer #2 · answered by Wishee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the first place y do u do that for??!! What you can do is to put a warm hard boiled egg in a small towel and put it on the black eye. It will make it go off as the clogged blood will start moving.
FYI : Black Eye appear coz veins burst and the blood clogged.
2006-07-30 07:59:59 · answer #3 · answered by Nora A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*****, why did you hit your wife with a bag of peas ( of all things)? That had to have been an accident, because that's too ridiculous to have happened on purpose. Are you saying she hasn't seen it yet? You know you're in trouble, right?
2006-07-30 07:59:26 · answer #4 · answered by Captain S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why would you hit her with a bag of peas and no if u try to put something on her face she'll wake up you better have a damn good explaination when she wakes up lol i had to laugh at that what were u thinking lol hahahahahahahahaha what did she do
2006-07-30 07:58:45 · answer #5 · answered by sweetmj 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The emotional scars are the ones Id worry about most.It is not MANLY to hit a woman-in fact it makes you look like a little punk sissy. I bet if a real Man did something to piss you off you would cowrard up.
2006-07-30 07:59:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uhm? Dude I would leave before my wife wakes up and sees the eye, cause when she does she'll probably hit you with a summons
2006-07-30 07:59:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
R U CRAZY HOW COULD U DO THAT. AND HURRY AND PUT RAW MEAT ON IT OR GGEENNTTLLYY PUT A BAG OF PEAS ON IT THEY WORK THE BEST.
2006-07-30 08:05:00 · answer #8 · answered by southern sweetie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best option would be to, remove your arms as to prevent this happening in the future.
2006-07-30 08:03:16 · answer #9 · answered by barbaradjt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
put a bag of peas on her eye and leave...fast
2006-07-30 07:58:16 · answer #10 · answered by -------- 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋