If he decided to emerge today?
2006-07-30 06:30:37 · 10 answers · asked by Sinless 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Heh,
I don't know. I need to ask the Invisible Pink Unicorn.
-Dio
2006-07-30 06:34:40 · answer #1 · answered by diogenese19348 6 · 8⤊ 5⤋
Firstly, he would forever destroy The Olive Garden, the horrendous defiler of all that is good. Then he would wage the final war against the Anti-Pasta, winning in the end and establishing his kingdom in its place. The evil minions such as Ragu and Chef Boy r Dee would be gone and all would know the truth and love of Lord Linguine. Rapture would be ours.
2006-07-30 13:37:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tickle everyone with his wriggling spaghetti tentacles and when we stopped laughing we would be hungry. Bye Bye flying spaghetti monster.
Buuurrrrrpp!!
2006-07-30 13:38:23 · answer #3 · answered by hogsrule 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would noodle his way from town to town, spreading pasta joy throughout the world.
2006-07-30 13:40:24 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He'd think we were all just part of his meatballs, and dump sauce all over us, to complete his life.
2006-07-30 13:34:02 · answer #5 · answered by Linda 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He'd probably melt in the heat due to this global warming. "Did it just get hotter on earth, or is it just me?"
2006-07-30 13:34:07 · answer #6 · answered by CitizenV 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably from all that flying he would lose his meatballs.
2006-07-30 13:32:53 · answer #7 · answered by 'Barn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ride the great pumpkin into the sunset
2006-07-30 13:33:59 · answer #8 · answered by powhound 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
star in a spongbob episode
2006-07-30 13:33:45 · answer #9 · answered by taco 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no clue
2006-07-30 13:33:53 · answer #10 · answered by here_prettygirl_is 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋