two guys driving in the backwoods of Kentucky, when they drive by a hillbilly doing it with a sheep. One guy says: did I just see what I thought I saw? The other guy says: yes, that is the most discusting thing I've ever seen! We cant let that go on. So they turned around and drove up to the hillbilly and sheep, still doing it. One guy says: What are you DOING?! The hillbilly answeres "what do y'all think imsa doin here...whatsit looka like?"
Then the other guy says: Thats not what sheep are for! Sheep are for sheering! The hillbilly answered back: Well I aint-a-sheeering this one!
2006-07-30 06:16:17 · 3 answers · asked by Jeffrey M K 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not very funny. Not as funny as the one about the ventriloquist on a walking holiday in Wales (Could be Kentucky if you're a Yank). He sees a shepherd leaning on a wall with a sheepdog at his feet, a horse tethered nearby and a field full of sheep. "Bet he's never seen a ventriloquist before," He thinks, "I'll have some fun with him."
"Hui." He says to the shepherd. "Is this your dog?"
"Sure is." Says the shepherd puzzled.
"Mind if I have a chat with him?" Asks the ventriloquist.
"Don't be silly." Laughs the shepherd, "Dogs can't talk."
"I bet this one can." Replies the ventriloquist and turns to the dog.
"Hi dog." He says. "Is this your master?"
"Yes." says the dog to the shepherd's amazement.
"What does he do with you?" Asks the ventriloquist
"Well." Replies the dog "He brings me down here every day and lets me chase the sheep. He gives me lots of good food and when it's cold and wet he lets me sleep in front of the fire at home."
"That's amazing." Says the shepherd, astonished.
"This your horse?" Asks the ventriloquist. The shepherd nods his head,. "Right then I'll have a chat with him."
"Don't be silly." Says the shepherd. "Horses can't talk."
"Bet this one can." Says the ventriloquist, turning to the horse. "Is this your master?" He asks.
"Yes." Says the horse to the shepherd's astonishment.
"And what does he do with you?" Continues the ventriloquist.
"Why, he brings me down here every day and rides me round the field,then it's back home for oats and bran then he puts me in the stable with a warm blanket to cover me."
The shepherd gasps in disbelief at the wondrous sight.
"These your sheep?" Asks the ventriloquist now thoroughly enjoying himself.
"Oh no." Protests the shepherd. "Don't you go talking to them . They're all liars!"
2006-07-30 06:58:35 · answer #1 · answered by quatt47 7 · 7⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha ha
2006-07-30 06:20:54 · answer #2 · answered by Bailey H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's sick
2006-07-30 06:22:16 · answer #3 · answered by Kookie M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋