its a rude awakening
2006-07-30 05:40:23 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I HATE THAT!!! seriously...*dununu* *tink tink* "You will fall unto my bla...aaaaaand God said LET THERE BE NO SINNERS!"
2006-07-30 05:43:58 · answer #1 · answered by Billy C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The movie must not have been that good if you fell asleep during it...
Funny that you didn't fall asleep listening to what he/she was actually saying.
By the way , I actually tune in to a few of the TV preachers...
I am a Christian. (some of them are really very good - Joel Osteen, Andy Stanley and Joyce Meyer.)
2006-07-30 05:50:15 · answer #2 · answered by Kare♥Bear 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What if its like the family guy .....when i say "thank you jesus" jesus is upstairs saying " geez man its wasnt me!!!!!!" and the krishna bumps next to him saying "dont worry i get this all the time"....nobody here knows if he exists...only hope. and people feel happy that they have hope because sometimes thats all it takes. with all the evil going on they hate to die alone or question it. why is everything so bad. Im a coroner and ive picked up alot of people who die alone in a room thats filthy and people are afraid of that. alot of people dont have parents or ones that love them. its a part of life and i pretty much think we will continue to live unless a big meteor blows earth up.
2006-07-30 06:13:32 · answer #3 · answered by kameleonwolf 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahah... thats funny.
i usually get woken up by muslim praying at 5am in the morning.
been wondering why they must use a microphone, you could hear them in a miles radius.
2006-07-30 05:51:12 · answer #4 · answered by Raven Hood® 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW nightmaresville
2006-07-30 05:43:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
would be even worse if you woke up next to that jesus freak...
2006-07-30 05:42:56 · answer #6 · answered by pete_can_do 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
plz don't say any religious slurs against people (yeah i'm a christian) so stuff lik that doesn't phase me
2006-07-30 05:43:28 · answer #7 · answered by Double D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
can you say Ron White?
2006-07-30 05:44:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"i love you jack". ........................"you are going to hell you bloddy sinners"
2006-07-30 05:43:36 · answer #9 · answered by Fowl Language 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋