After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough as they could not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have anymore children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative, said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."
The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."
"Trust me," said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count...
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.
2006-07-30 05:35:33 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you just got that frome ebaums world.com!!!!!!!!today!!!
2006-07-30 06:12:57 · answer #1 · answered by f(*&k;'jk;hjk;u65rhj76!@ui 5 1 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Heehee...funny!
2006-07-30 12:39:48 · answer #2 · answered by *art blest* 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was okay, maybe 3/10
2006-07-30 12:42:31 · answer #3 · answered by TM 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahaha! He definitely won't be having any more kids now!
2006-07-30 12:49:27 · answer #4 · answered by God's Honest Truth 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard it before and not on that site other people were talking about
2006-07-30 14:18:42 · answer #5 · answered by usa_grl15 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol cute lol check ya later â¥
2006-07-30 12:48:05 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cool
2006-07-30 13:12:04 · answer #7 · answered by DichloroDiphenyl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10 out of 12345,hang on 67............
2006-07-30 12:37:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i like it thank you.it is quit funny.
2006-07-30 12:39:33 · answer #9 · answered by escapegirl5 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like it too and it was funney. your jokes rock!
2006-07-30 12:40:00 · answer #10 · answered by gub gub 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-30 12:38:14 · answer #11 · answered by WILLIEGOGO 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋