waiting on his wife to finish her shopping when he noticed a lady come out of the grocery store, put her groceries in the car and go over to another store where there was a sale going on. Pretty soon, she came back and got in her car, but she just sat in it, not moving.
The man thought maybe she had a heat stroke or something bad, so he went over to check on her and she had her head laying back on the seat. She said,"Call 911, I've been shot in the back of the head! I'm holding my brains in by pushing against the back of the seat!!"
The man looked down behind her seat and in a grocery bag was a can of biscuits that had exploded! Several had hit her in the back of the head, making her think it was her brains!"
2006-07-30 05:31:29 · 8 answers · asked by NANCY K 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol yeah i heard she was a blonde lol but yes i've heard this before and i almost fell out of my chair when i heard it the first time. check ya later ♥
2006-07-30 05:49:11 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Actually this is not a joke. Paul Harvey didn't tell a lot of jokes. Just funny true life stories. This actually happened. But, URBAN LEGEND STORY TELLERS have twisted the real story. The real story probly too old to find on the internet. Sad that we cant find Paul Harvey's stories.
2015-01-25 09:32:42 · answer #2 · answered by Bluegrass 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so the guy just tell her the truth and show her the biscuits. the lady will thank the guy but she will be very mad with the store thay sold her the biscuits.so she sue both the store and the biscuit factory and got millions of dollars as compensation. now she is super rich but the guy who told her is still super poor.
2006-07-30 05:42:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is old. It was on "Myth Busters" once. They could not get the biscuits to explode, even with a car temp of 150 degrees.
2006-07-30 05:37:05 · answer #4 · answered by wildbill05733 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that. Didn't strike me as funny which is weird cuz usually I laugh at base humour like that, LOL!
2006-07-30 05:35:09 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHAT IS YOUR QUESTION i have never heard such a plain down home stupid tale like this you take the cake.
2006-07-30 05:35:30 · answer #6 · answered by vanessa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard it before .
it's still funny. it was in that book that i got my "hamster" story from
2006-07-30 05:36:57 · answer #7 · answered by nikki -nicole 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was exceptional! hehe never heard of it, was i that lame hehe.. gud decent joke, keep it up ^-^ been head shot, my my,,
2006-07-30 06:15:49 · answer #8 · answered by fly_like_kobe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋