Complement people on their shoes
Introduce yourself to the person in the next stall.
Scream " Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?"
Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects).
Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.
Start a sing-a-long.
Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there is
anyone in there. If the answer is yes, ask if they are busy....
Ask loudly "When does the movie start?"
Say "Oops.... missed" while squirting water around the bowl
and under the walls into other stalls.
Switch off the lights.
Collect a door charge.
Ask "Is there a doctor in the house?".
Write essay questions on the toilet paper.
Put Glad Wrap over the toilet bowl.
Offer refreshments.
Run in, yelling "Free Willy!"
Leave a ladle in the toilet bowl.
Make a jello in the bowl.
Hang up signs warning of 24 hour video surveillance.
One word: GOLDFISH
2006-07-30 04:34:04 · 11 answers · asked by Stephanie 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If you know who someone is in the bathroom, pretend your talking on your cell phone about them!
2006-07-30 04:37:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
I like the idea of the video surveillance signs. Most of the rest of them are poor. You could add a second sign saying that the video monitors are manned live and 24 hr, and that any attempt to remove or cover the cameras will result in an immdiate police raid to prevent sexual assault.
2006-07-30 05:27:38 · answer #2 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i used to think that it was funny to high-five people when they come out of the stalls, i later realized the sanitation issue
2006-07-30 04:45:44 · answer #3 · answered by Chuck M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my god! Hilarious! I laughed out loud!
2006-07-30 04:37:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one brenda g. can not top that..and intend to use it. mine is keep flushing toilet over and over... when one person is in there and your feet are up..so the place looks empty
2006-07-30 04:40:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I'm definitely going to try some of those!
2006-07-30 04:38:57 · answer #6 · answered by ♫♪♫TAY-LUR♫♪♫ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have too much free time.
2006-07-30 04:40:43 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WEED IS HAVING A HORRIBLE EFFECT ON YOU... YOU ARE GOING DELIRIOUS AND DELUSIONAL WITH YOUR DRUG-INDUCED THOUGHTS.... that was not creative or funny....
2006-07-30 04:36:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL. And when someone is waiting for you to come out; to criticize your sense of humor.........................................? LOL.
2006-07-30 06:40:32 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! you need a hobby!! :)
2006-07-30 04:38:24 · answer #10 · answered by lt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋