Two women, one from the north and one from the south, are seated next to one another on a plane.
"Where you flyin' to?" says the southern woman. The northern woman turns up her nose.
"Don't you know you should NEVER end a sentence with a preposition?" The southern woman thinks about this for a second.
"Where you flyin' to, *****?"
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Three men went into a stripper bar and this stripper came over to them and started to shake her ***. The first guy goes, ''Watch this,'' so he licks a 50 dollar bill and sticks it on her ***. The second guy goes, ''Oh yeah? Watch this,'' so he takes a 100 dollar bill and licks it and sticks it on her ***. The third guy goes "That's nothing! He takes out his credit card, slides it down her *** crack and takes the money.'
2006-07-30 04:26:43 · 3 answers · asked by Stephanie 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
***** = b i tch
2006-07-30 04:27:22 · update #1
*** = a ss
2006-07-30 04:27:48 · update #2