I'm not looking for you to tell me a joke, I want to know what TYPE of joke you like best (ex: lawyer, political, yo mamma, blonde etc.).
2006-07-30 03:50:12 · 10 answers · asked by keybaordz 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
CowPoke Jokes or Stories..
ex:The preacher and the cowboy
In a small country town a new preacher started his mission of spreading god,s word.
But as he looked out over the pews he noticed that only one lone cowboy was sitting their, so disappointed the preacher cleared his throat and said, “well, I guess we could start over again next Sunday”
But before he could get another word out the cowboy said “now wait a minute preacher, it isn’t fair that I should be denied the word of god because no one else showed up, why in the mornings when I set out to feed, and only one cow shows up, that doesn’t mean she wont get fed that day”
Hearing this the preacher said “ you know your right” so he started out preaching his sermon that he had intended for that day, and afterwards went right into the good book and kept on talking about the coming of god and on and on he went…..for over an hour!
Finally the preacher looked down and noticed the cowboy had fallen asleep. Disappointed he shouted “Hey! Weren’t you the one that told me that if only one cow showed up, that cow would get fed, and now your sitting their sleeping in the middle of my sermon”?
The cowboy stood up and said “yes sir I did preacher I said that if only one cow showed up, she would get fed that day, tis a cowmans code…..But preacher, I wouldn’t feed her the whole darn load..
2006-07-30 03:56:07 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-08-28 15:38:56 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like long, involved ones that take a while to tell and wind up with a really bad pun.
2006-07-30 05:20:24 · answer #3 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kids jokes, particularly school jokes.
2006-07-30 05:14:49 · answer #4 · answered by Raja 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like dumb blonde jokes (I don't have anything against blondes tho)
2006-07-30 07:31:13 · answer #5 · answered by fairyqueen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The funniest ones, of course!
2006-07-30 04:00:30 · answer #6 · answered by JAGC 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
blonde
2006-08-01 05:32:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the ones that make me laugh
2006-07-30 03:55:11 · answer #8 · answered by idontkno 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
on sardarji's,politicians etc
2006-07-30 03:58:08 · answer #9 · answered by coolguy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dirty
2006-07-30 04:09:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋