2006-07-30 03:49:15 · 18 answers · asked by Mairy Hinge 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'M SO HANDSOME THAT WHEN I WAS BORN THE MIDWIFE ASKED FOR MY PHONE NUMBER..
2006-07-30 09:10:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Queen Mary 2
2006-07-30 10:52:01 · answer #2 · answered by arnold 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We're all lying in the gutter, but some of us are reaching for the stars
2006-08-03 08:06:53 · answer #3 · answered by Prisoner000001 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pease, sit down and give your mind a rest.
2006-07-31 10:51:25 · answer #4 · answered by mbhoy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Excuses are like assholes, Taylor. Everybody's got one."
- Sgt. Red O'Neill, "Platoon"
2006-07-30 11:03:51 · answer #5 · answered by giko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I never forget a face........but in your case I'm prepared to make an exception. (Groucho Marx)
2006-07-30 13:46:44 · answer #6 · answered by franja 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a weird topic!
2006-07-30 17:39:06 · answer #7 · answered by SwEeThEaRt 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Henny Youngman's....."Take my wife.....PLEASE". Very classic!
2006-07-30 11:01:31 · answer #8 · answered by Laurie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
every one has a right to be ugly, but you abuse the right
2006-07-30 17:37:25 · answer #9 · answered by mariondonlan 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why are you still here? - Quagmire (Family Guy)
2006-08-03 05:10:13 · answer #10 · answered by ifawnzilla 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋