Dear Jane,
Your hair is soft like the summer grass
You are smart and have so much class
I want to buy you a Mercedes and diamond rings
We can get nasty and do all kinds of hot things
You don't know me yet but I have been watching for a while
I bugged your house and know your boyfriend is named kyle
Why do you like a loser like that?
I will beat him with a baseball bat
His face will be smashed and he will be blue
Cuz you'll be by woman and have my baby, too
2006-07-30 03:02:58 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I Love It Omg I Wish I Was "Jane"! I Give You An A+
2006-07-30 03:10:33 · answer #1 · answered by Prep♥™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is HILARIOUS
and yet sooooo creepy..i got a song for you to sing..
"When you were here before,
Couldn't look you in the eyes
You're just like an angel,
your skin makes me cry
You float like a feather
In a beautiful world
I wish I was special
You're so very' special
But I'm a creep,
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doin' here?
I don't belong here
I don't care if it hurts,
I wanna have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice
when I'm not around
You're so very'special
I wish I was special
But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doin' here?
I don't belong here, ohhhh, ohhhh
She's running out the door ...
She's running out
she's run, run, run, run...
run...
Whatever makes you happy
Whatever you want
You're so very special
I wish I was special
But I'm a creep,
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doin' here?
I don't belong here
I don't belong here..."
sing it to her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-07-30 10:10:09 · answer #2 · answered by just another kid. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay first of all thats mean ,stupid, no love.did you even take english literature?i would absloutly die if i got a stupid poem like that.did you ever once think that she might love kyle?inconsiderate of a nothers feelings
2006-07-30 10:21:24 · answer #3 · answered by Rae 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That poem was written by a total d*i*c*khead,
You should go see a shrink to cure your sick head.
2006-07-30 10:12:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cut out the hot and nasty stuff, cut out the i bugged your house, cut out the last four lines!!
2006-07-30 10:08:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
starting was good but after that it wasnt.are you lealous of her bf?it is normal to be jealous but remember she loves him so dont write that try out something else after starting 6,7lines
2006-07-30 10:09:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1) rhyming poetry is rather ummm elementary
2) the sentiment is that of a stalker
3) you get a "D-"
2006-07-30 10:08:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's good poem for a stalker.
2006-07-30 10:14:52 · answer #8 · answered by jdhmusic3029 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you sound psycho. if i was her i would be turned off and scared at the same time. if she has a boyfriend already leave her alone!
2006-07-30 10:07:20 · answer #9 · answered by jdukenumber1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur crazy and she'll kno...she'll call the police and u'll be locked up and have a restraining order against you...:)
2006-07-30 10:07:01 · answer #10 · answered by keldog 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋