I need a joke on globalisation. I checked the net and all I can find is one about Princess Diana. Does anyone know any other REALLY funny joke on globalisation? I need to include it in a speech...please help!
2006-07-30 03:01:11 · 11 answers · asked by debergeracvat 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
People, please!! These jokes have me rolling off my chair, but I can't possibly include them in an uptight speech delivered to suitclad old gentlemen with grim faces! Something more mellowed down, if you could?
2006-07-30 03:21:43 · update #1
tell them the cheese they are eating came from france the wine they are drinking came from italy , the fine cigars came from cuba. the money in their pockets came from iraqi oil and the escorts they're banging came from thailand.
2006-07-30 22:51:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
its kind of long but...
After a bizarre cliff side accident, all eleven members of the women's outing found themselves hanging perilously from a rope over the edge of the cliff.
Ten of the women were blonde's and one was a brunette.
After dangling there for a only a short while it became obvious that the rope would not hold all their weight.
They decided that to prevent the rope snapping and killing them all, one of them must sacrifice themselves and let go to save the others.
Well, they talked about it for a while but no one could decide a fair way of choosing who should jump.
Finally, the brunette, exasperated by the indecisiveness of the blonde's, could see that if nobody acted soon the rope was going to snap.
To save the others she bravely decided that it must be her who made the sacrifice.
She plucked up a little courage and told the others that she would jump to save them.
After giving a short but very moving speech that she hoped would be remembered after she'd gone, the blonde's were so moved that they all started clapping!
:-)
2006-07-30 10:35:02 · answer #2 · answered by sk8terboy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There were a 80 year old couple banging against a fence, with their arms and legs going all over the place, they stopped, the old lady says my goodness darling you never banged me that hard 50 years ago, the old man replies, yes but darling that wasnt an electric fence 50 years ago!!!
2006-07-30 10:09:17 · answer #3 · answered by Jovigirl05 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DRUNK DRIVING
While walking his beat, a policeman is bemused to find a young man, clearly
drunk, staggering about with a key in his hand.
They've stolen my car; the drunk shouts.'It was right here earlier on the
end of my key;
'More importantly, sir; says the policeman. 'Do you know your penis is hanging out?'
'Oh my god; wails the drunk. They've got my girlfriend as well;
2006-07-30 10:41:49 · answer #4 · answered by bugdifino 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call two gay guys?
Patrick FitzGerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick
2006-07-30 18:46:33 · answer #5 · answered by Rebz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man - I liked da way u kissd me last night especially when u passed that chewing gum into my mouth.
Girl - What chewing gum? That was ur condom.................
2006-07-30 10:15:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
just say something about irish their sure to laugh at u imirish i know lol
2006-07-30 10:05:36 · answer #7 · answered by gerald_kelly2004 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do call a man with a spade in is head? doug.
2006-07-30 13:45:08 · answer #8 · answered by steven e 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
knock knock
who's there
wet
wet who
i've just wet my pants because of you!
2006-07-30 11:58:46 · answer #9 · answered by k_mg8 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
prefer to www.santabanta.com
2006-07-30 10:10:15 · answer #10 · answered by fusion-x 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋