Here is a really funny joke! It really is!?

Question

George W. Bush, Condoleeza Rice, Colin Powell, and a little boy with a backback (for his homework) are one an airplane. Suddenly, there was a power failure, and they had to evacuate the plane. The little boy became scared and threw his backpack near the emergency exit.
I'm sorry, everyone," the pilot said loudly. "There are only four parachutes!"
Condoleeza Rice and Colin Powell jumped out first with their parachutes on. Bush jumped off shorty shouting, "YEE-HAW!"
"You take the last 'chute, sonny." Said the pilot to the boy.
"No, that's ok," said the boy. "Bush jumped off with my backpack!"

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If you wanna, tell your own joke, too!

Answer 1

LOL. That was good. I'll tell you my favorite joke:

A little girl and her mom go to the movies. In the middle of the movie, the girl says to her mom "Mom! The man next to me is masturbating!!". Her mom gets nervous and tells her daughter "Uh... you just ignore him, ok?", the girl replies "I can't! He's using my hand!!"

Answer 2

LOL, that was a good one, needed a good laugh. Thank You!

Here's a true story:

Standing in front of the office, smoking, with the boss' daughter
(her a blond) and other co-workers, I told a blond joke.

How can you tell when a blond is stressed out? She has
a tampon behind her ear and frantically searching for her
pencil.

Everyone else started laughing but the boss' daughter, puzzled
look on her face she said. "I don't get it". Which made the joke
even more funny at the time. "Here's your sign"

Answer 3

Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
If only, huh?


Nursery rhymes uncut
MARY HAD A LITTLE PIG,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.

MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread

JACK AND JILL Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.

SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,
"What have you got there?"
Said the Pie man unto Simon,
"Pies, you dumb sod

HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings' horses,
And all the kings' men.
Had scrambled eggs,
For breakfast again.

HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun,
Then died of electric shock.

GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.

THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good, she was very, very good.
But when she was bad........
She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car.

Answer 4

It makes no sense. the little boy will die if he doesn't jump out of the plane. and what little kid would throw his backpack to the ground if he was scared?

don't get me wrong i do like it, but it needs a little editing

Answer 5

Old joke, and bash Bush all you want, but use something heavy, like a rock next time!

Answer 6

Thank U · that's a very good one!!!

In return a very short one:
A man is going to an honest lawyer.

Answer 7

I've heard that joke in a different form. Still funny though....

Answer 8

It's a good one. You may hang around for a little while longer.

Answer 9

Very old joke, sorry.
I am tired of Bush bashers.

Answer 10

never heard it before ty for the morning funny, sad thing is though I could see that happening