A husband, wife and their seven-year-old son walk into an ice-cream shop.
The dad says "I'll have a chocolate cone, and my wife here will have a vanilla." He then slaps his son on the back of the head and says: "What do you want, fat-head?"
The lady behind the counter, shocked, says, "Why did you call him that?"
"I'll tell you why," says the dad. "There's really only three things a man wants in life. First, he wants a nice big truck. See that nice big truck parked outside? That's mine. Second, he wants a nice big house. I have one of the biggest houses in town. Third, and most important, he wants a nice tight pussy and I had that too until fat-head here came along."
2006-07-30 02:28:58 · 6 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one. and love your pic by the way, thats friggen awesome
2006-07-30 02:38:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good joke but not true, after giving birth the vagina shrinks back to normal. It's just your pride that has shrunk after seeing the birth of that child.
2006-07-30 09:37:44 · answer #2 · answered by American Pride 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An oldie, but a goodie....
2006-07-30 09:30:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know your mama proud of you.
2006-07-30 09:31:09 · answer #4 · answered by norwood 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA!-HAHA- HA! - earthlings are funny.
2006-07-30 09:31:24 · answer #5 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!
2006-07-30 09:31:23 · answer #6 · answered by Audio God™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋