You are not good in bed! Then, doctor goes to work, later calls his wife. Eight rings before she answers. " What took you so long ?" She said: In bed, i'm getting a second opinion !
2006-07-30 01:38:01 · 8 answers · asked by alexcruz56 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good humour!
2006-07-30 02:02:09 · answer #1 · answered by GS 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Larry wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Larry looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean.
So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you." So he goes to the kitchen, and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
Larry asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious, broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."
Confused, Larry asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married'!"
2006-08-02 17:33:01 · answer #2 · answered by heidielizabeth69 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-08-04 03:51:37 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-07-30 08:50:36 · answer #4 · answered by norwood 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooouuu! LOL. Oh, yes, indeedy!!! LOL. LOL.
2006-07-30 14:24:42 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one.
2006-07-30 09:07:52 · answer #6 · answered by Yahoo! Answers. 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NICE
2006-07-30 09:17:44 · answer #7 · answered by billyandgaby 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SWEET!
2006-07-30 09:08:44 · answer #8 · answered by Prince Charmant! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋