There were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a beach. One was Italian (Vito) and the other was Russian (Vladimir). Vito had no problem picking up gorgeous women; he was the most popular guy on the beach. But Vladimir had no success.
Vladimir: "Vito! How do you do it? How do you attract so many beautiful women?"
Vito: "Well, I'll tell ya! But it's a secret . . just between you and me. I don't want my system to become too public."
Vladimir : "OK. It's a deal."
Vito: "You see those potatoes over there? Well, every time I come to the beach I take one and put it in my Speedo. When the women see it, they come running from miles around."
Vladimir : "That's it? I can do that."
The next day, Vladimir went over to the produce stand and picked out the biggest, most perfectly shaped potato he could find. He then went into the changing room and slipped it into his Speedo. As he walked out onto the beach, he immediately noticed that women . . .and men began to notice of him. "It's working, he thought." But soon
he began to realize that they were not looking interested but rather upset, almost disgusted by the sight of him.
He rushed over to Vito and asked "Vito, what's the problem? Why isn't it working?"
Vito: "Because you're supposed to put the potato in the FRONT!!"
2006-07-30 01:22:55 · 6 answers · asked by GS 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Gosh I just can't stop laughing!
2006-07-30 02:10:42 · answer #1 · answered by Prince Charmant! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
first Ukraine and Russia have been the comparable till the Mongols and latterthe Poles invaded. those centuries created a differnt identity. for roughly 4 hundred years Ukraine exchange into ruled the two with the aid of the poles or Mongols. Moscow took over in the seventeenth century- the centruries of sepration led to a somewhat differnt language and identity. The differnces are such that it may be approximately like caling some one from Naples or Sicialy a Spaniard. Spain ruled southren Itlay from the thirteenth-nineteenth century (longer than Moscow rulled Ukraine) and Spain and Southren Italy talk dialects of a Romance language.
2016-10-08 11:59:32 · answer #2 · answered by milak 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is hilarious!
2006-07-30 02:14:07 · answer #3 · answered by Angie M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now that's funny.
2006-07-30 01:24:57 · answer #4 · answered by bakbiter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one.....
hahahahahahaha lol.......
2006-07-30 01:35:24 · answer #5 · answered by kath06phil 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.LOL.LOL.LOL.LOL.
2006-07-30 07:26:02 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋