2006-07-29 23:44:44 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Most land mammals grow hair in the opposite places that humans do. Dolphins, Whales and other sea mammals share similar traits as humans as to where hair grows. It is a theory that Humans came from the ocean. Monkeys dont grow beards, because they were never water mammals. Water makes a mammal evolve into not having hair on most of the body, and having hair where mammals usually dont. If monkeys lived in the water for a few million years, they might lose body hair and grow beards.
2006-07-30 00:18:06 · answer #1 · answered by J. Mark Inman 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because beards make it too messy to eat soup!
2006-07-30 00:19:49 · answer #2 · answered by I'manalienfrog 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is all about hormones and the difference between us and monkeys.
2006-07-29 23:47:45 · answer #3 · answered by brogdenuk 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because monkeys are cool!
2006-07-30 00:07:23 · answer #4 · answered by linkysplinx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they do its just that they look silly so they shave them off,,
haven't you seen orangutans? sometime they have beards! well looks like it to me anyway and they tell me to give them bananas and dance the chicken dance in wellies.........
2006-07-30 12:50:42 · answer #5 · answered by sinnedfairy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they are so busy animals so they dont get time to grow them..
2006-07-30 00:16:24 · answer #6 · answered by nopepsinocoke 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cuz they dunt need to and they can't grow
2006-07-30 00:07:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They develop a bald chin instead! lol
2006-07-29 23:58:53 · answer #8 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because geese don't wear sandals
2006-07-30 19:55:46 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well we all are different we got different cells to them
2006-07-30 00:16:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋