2006-07-29 22:40:49 · 6 answers · asked by simmer 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Being anatomically incomplete, Barbie is very frustrated; she experiences all the normal urges of a plastic toy, yet is unable to fulfill her needs.
She tries to distract herself by collecting friends like my guinea pig's bedding collects tiny, hard, cylindrical turds. She further attempts to distract herself through a variety of careers such as flight attendent and pilot on the same plane, corporate executive, astronaut, doctor (and nurse; does she assist herself in surgery?).
The substantial income she accumlates is largely dissipated by impulsive shopping. Her collection of material comforts such as dream houses, boats, cars and a clothing collection that would make Imelda Marcos jealous are testament to this behavior, yet do little to satisfy her need for a big-a** honkin' O.
What little cash she has left goes to purchase a few crumbs of food. This insubstantial diet has produced her trademark diminutive stature and waifishly emaciated arms, legs and waist.
2006-07-29 22:53:04 · answer #1 · answered by Mr. Quark 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need friends to be popular. No, Barbie does have sex. She is a virgin. Have you ever seen a pregnant Barbie or Mommy Barbie. I don't think so. She has morals and ethics.
2006-07-30 05:44:51 · answer #2 · answered by Trollhair 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Barbie, isn't a real person. My goodness you are very immature.
2006-07-30 05:45:09 · answer #3 · answered by shakia27 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stoopid it's a freaking doll
2006-07-30 05:46:05 · answer #4 · answered by Koran 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny
2006-07-30 05:45:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dah she is popular and yes she does
2006-07-30 05:44:50 · answer #6 · answered by Diamond Freak :) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋