I've got Allah in 2 rounds.
2006-07-29 21:44:20 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I mean, Allah is such a bad as*, he won't let you show other people his likeness.
All Jesus can do is wear sandals and pretend to turn water into wine.
2006-07-29 21:49:03 · update #1
You people take this crap too seriously. Relaaaaax. It's just a question on some dumb message board.
2006-07-29 21:55:13 · update #2
No, I do not think I will go to hell for asking a question.
What kind of God would do that to one of his "children?"
2006-07-29 21:56:51 · update #3
Allah kicks Jsus *** easily. He's God, jsus not God.
2006-07-29 21:49:02 · answer #1 · answered by neshama 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Acording to both religions Allah and Jesus are nearly the same person. Allah=God, Jesus= Son, So father vs son? I guess the father.
2006-07-30 04:48:31 · answer #2 · answered by Rocco 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So you're saying God is going to kick his own a$$??? Doesn't make sense.
Buddha, Allah, Shiva, Yahweh, God, Jesus, etc are like Coke, Pepsi, RC, etc....same exact product, but with different packaging and different marketing.
2006-07-30 04:54:19 · answer #3 · answered by The Man In The Box 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Allah couldn't kick the side of a barn sitting on a wild donkey.
Note: It's not because the donkey fails exist.
smirkkkkkkkkkkkk :)
2006-07-30 04:55:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your a dumb ****, allah is what the moslem community uses to refer to god. jesus is how christians refer to the son of god who is believed to have come to earth to save us all from eternal damnation. although i dont think there is any crossover in the two faiths making your question one of the dumbest things ive ever heard. but if there was why would a father want to kick his sons ***
2006-07-30 04:54:12 · answer #5 · answered by kalman l 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I feel sorry for you. You are for sure a looser and nothing but a looser and the only *** which gonna be kicked here believe me is yours. Keep your silly questions and jokes to your self and do not get involved in things that would take you straight to hell.
2006-07-30 06:58:11 · answer #6 · answered by Issac Q 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really don't think that Allah or Jesus would get into the whole kicking *** situation.
2006-07-30 07:03:32 · answer #7 · answered by LexMc 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Allah is god so i hope he can or the son is one hell of a bad *** watch out Satan super slam coming top you
2006-07-30 04:48:22 · answer #8 · answered by deitymike 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe. But I don't think Allah would want to either. Neither would Jesus.
2006-07-30 04:47:23 · answer #9 · answered by retzy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you see the inherent violent characteristic of Islam? This is surely not compatible with a civilized society.
2006-07-30 04:53:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋