What do you do if you are stuck in a lift with someone who has bad B.O.?

Answer 1

fart in an effort to even the score.

Answer 2

That's not a rare occurence where I live. In fact, we have to deal with it everyday. Similar situations would be commuting in a busload of people with different aromas, in the same room with a person(s) with B.O. every working day, getting in a lift where someone with B.O. just vacated, walking in the mall or on the streets and every 5 minutes, someone with BO just walked by. In this case, we just get used to it, quite annoying sometimes, but there's nothing you can do about it.

But in case you get stuck in a lift with a BO person, simply hold your breath as long as you can, (or until you pass out), or put a perfumed hanky on your nose, if that person gets offended, it's his fault for not taking care of his hygiene. If you can't do that, then just bear it, you'll find out that after a few minutes, you'll get used to the unpleasant smell and think nothing about it.

Answer 3

I always have my handy cologne. I beat their B.O anytime.

but in any case which i'll forget (which i never so far, thank god), i'd probably faint before i do anything.

Answer 4

Go to the opposite corner and wait...
but depending on how long the elevator is out of service, after a few hours, you won't be able to tell if it's them or yourself.

Answer 5

Strike up a conversation about personal hygiene with yourself, out loud.

Answer 6

there's not much you can do. i was stuck next to a smelly person on a 7 hour transatlantic flight and there was nothing i could do about that either.

Answer 7

Just hold your breath untill you pass out. Then you wont even notice it.

Answer 8

hold your breath, or your nose and grin and bear it for the minute or so that you are in the lift with that person.

Answer 9

Just try not to breathe!

Answer 10

hold your breath and move away from him slowly so he doesnt notice