Does anyone know some good funny ones?
2006-07-29 20:16:29 · 11 answers · asked by moon_essence1 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lmao I just thought of one:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Don't fall asleep
Or I'll moleste you
LMAO 0.o *backs away slowly from self*
2006-07-29 21:16:31 · update #1
Roses are red
Violets are pink
Flowers smell nice
But you sure stink
Roses are red
Asphalt is black
You'd sure look better
With a knife in your back
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have Schizophrenia
And so do I
2006-07-29 21:00:53 · answer #1 · answered by capnbeatty 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Red Rose.
2016-03-16 04:20:00 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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Roses Are Red Jokes/Sayings?
Does anyone know some good funny ones?
2015-08-20 14:37:36 · answer #3 · answered by Elfreda 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Roses Are Red
Sugar Are Sweet
Chillies Are Hot
And so are you
2006-07-29 20:39:13 · answer #4 · answered by Is This Believalbe 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
*sigh* i got this in a forward
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
check ya later ♥
2006-07-29 20:33:39 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Roses are red,
My cheeks are pink,
What a strange question,
You sure made me think.
2006-07-29 21:28:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Roses are red
Some diamonds are blue
Chivalry is dead
But you're still kinda cute
2006-07-29 20:22:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Roses are dirty. Violets are cleaner when I think of you I play with my wiener
2014-02-16 02:01:37 · answer #8 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
roses are red
rubys are too
give me ten points
or ill piss on you
roses are red
my *** could turn blue
give me the ten points
cause i said these riddles for you
2006-07-29 20:22:27 · answer #9 · answered by Saul 2 · 10⤊ 1⤋
roses are red
vilots are blue
sugar is sweet
and so are you
2006-07-29 20:21:43 · answer #10 · answered by the crazy one!!!!!!! 1 · 1⤊ 4⤋