An exhausted looking blonde dragged himself in to the doctor's office. "Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can't get a wink of sleep."
"I have good news for you," the doctor answered, rummaging through a drawer full of sample medications. "Here are some new sleeping pills that work like a dream. A few of these and your trouble will be over."
"Great," the blonde answered, "I'll try anything. Let's give it a shot."
A few weeks later the blonde returned, looking worse than ever. "Doc, your plan is no good. I'm more tired than before!"
"I don't understand how that could be", said the doctor, shaking his head. "Those are the strongest pills on the market!"
"That may be true," answered the blonde wearily, "but I'm still up all night chasing those dogs and when I finally catch one it's hard getting him to swallow the pill!"
2006-07-29 19:45:39 · 17 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha lol
2006-07-29 19:47:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 3⤋
Hahahahaha!! That became a brilliant hoot!! That female ought to have grabbed ahold of Tiger's motive force and then allowed him to putt it in her hollow. That optimistic beats a birdie, eagle, double eagle... That Tiger, no ask your self they call him Ace. he's able to a hollow in one the two on and stale the direction.
2016-11-03 07:15:24 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Both love and hate--joke wasn't funny, but I hate dogs, so anything anti-dog makes me a little happy.
2006-07-29 19:47:55 · answer #3 · answered by Qwyrx 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if its a blonde that is female. blond is male.you address this as a male but call him blonde
(ie:dragged himself)
2006-07-29 19:50:08 · answer #4 · answered by jean b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha its one of those rare blonde guy joke
2006-07-29 20:09:34 · answer #5 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like laugh
2006-07-29 19:50:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like Jokes.
2006-07-29 19:46:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it wasn't funny because I could guess the ending so it wasn't a surprise
2006-07-29 19:53:31 · answer #8 · answered by JustWant2B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like this one!
2006-07-29 19:49:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohhhhhhh its a old joke
i think i knew it some ten years ago.
2006-07-29 19:55:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not the best.
I know I'm lame.
2006-07-29 19:49:09 · answer #11 · answered by kristi w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋