A man walked into work on Monday with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened.
The man said, "I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her crack, so I pulled it out. She turned around and punched me square in the eye."
"Where did you get the other shiner?" the boss asked.
"Well," the man said, "I figured she didn't want it out, so I pushed it back in."
2006-07-29 19:39:29 · 12 answers · asked by Stephanie 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's cute, I'm gonna have to tell the pastor that one!
2006-07-29 20:40:23 · answer #1 · answered by Feeling Froggy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-01 06:14:10 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this before.
2006-07-30 03:40:48 · answer #3 · answered by grey_sky_morning84 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was very nice.
HA HA HA
2006-07-29 20:19:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-07-29 19:48:01 · answer #5 · answered by charbarski 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny
2006-07-29 19:55:46 · answer #6 · answered by therisha68 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was funny
2006-07-29 19:43:54 · answer #7 · answered by missblackmami 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was nice!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
2006-07-29 19:43:31 · answer #8 · answered by cave dude 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
%OD hahahaha
2006-07-29 20:38:14 · answer #9 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-07-29 19:46:02 · answer #10 · answered by ashley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋