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mile high club member = had sex on a plane while it was in the air.

its pretty awkward to have sex on a plan, im not a member but i would imagine all cramped in that little washroom... i wouldnt be able to thrust all that well...

and what if you were caught.. thats indecent exposure..


and what if there were SNAKES ON A PLANE???

2006-07-29 19:38:56 · 13 answers · asked by hos s 1 in Society & Culture Etiquette

13 answers

I'm a pilot for a US airline, and we catch people doing it every so often. I've been flying for 12 years, and still haven't found a woman daring enough to try it! Don't do it in the bathrooms! They are nasty! Get a night flight, or find the most empty flight you can find, and do it in the seat with a blanket. Most people won't even know cause they are sleeping or wearing headsets!

Getting caught and the punishments vary. It really depends on the captain. If you offended some small kids or a mom, you will prob be turned over to the police on the ground. If the flight is pretty empty or late, i've seen my flight attendants walk right by or even watch. It really depends on how discrete you are trying to be and the mood of the crew.
If you are really lucky, find a pilot like me who owns his own small plane!

2006-07-30 14:11:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

I'd love to join the Mile High Club. It sounds exciting. However, I've never had a chance, seems like I always traveled alone or with the kids. Getting caught would be quite embarrassing and possible being arrested wouldn't be good.

A few years ago, I seen that you could rent a private plane in San Francisco for an hour for that purpose specifically. I thought that would be interesting. Still haven't done it. But, that is on my to do list before I die!!!

2006-07-29 19:49:22 · answer #2 · answered by Karen H 5 · 1 0

Haven't you ever had sex in a washroom stall before? Granted, plane washrooms are tinier.

Luanne: A guy asked me if I wanted to join the Mile High Club. Can you get me an application?
Hank Hill: I think they would have them on the plane.

2006-07-29 19:59:08 · answer #3 · answered by leer 3 · 0 0

Show me the rule book that says you have to do it in the washroom, all you need is a bit of darkness, a blanket and try not to make a racket while doing the deed. It does help if the plane is not full to capacity either.

2006-07-29 19:44:19 · answer #4 · answered by dukefritz79 3 · 0 0

Ewwww, I would never ever do it in one of those tiny filthy airplane bathrooms. I don't even like to go pee in there if I can hold it till I land. Now, if the cockpit became available, that's another story!

2006-07-30 02:31:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

to much t.v. member many times over of the mile high club. first class, the bathroom and the galley.

2006-07-29 20:11:07 · answer #6 · answered by hollywood71@verizon.net 5 · 0 0

I'm afraid of heights so 2 feet off the ground good enough for me

2006-07-29 19:41:43 · answer #7 · answered by fallen69jedi 5 · 0 0

LOL. yes i would if i ever got the guts to get on a plane.

2006-07-29 19:41:35 · answer #8 · answered by ilya 4 · 0 0

its not as cramped as u think it is, actually, u just have to mount just right and its all gravity lol.its sooooooooooo great though because the altitude makes u release extra seratonin. u should try it someday.

2006-07-29 19:51:41 · answer #9 · answered by chevyman502 4 · 1 0

SNAKES ON A PLANE

2006-07-29 19:41:13 · answer #10 · answered by wo 2 · 0 0

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