Know any good short jokes?

Answer 1

Ray: May I see you pretty soon?
Kay: Don't you think I'm pretty now?

Jay: Did you see me when I came in that door?
Ray: Yes.
Jay: You never saw me all your life, did you?
Ray: No.
Jay: Then how do you know it's me?

Country Driver: We must be getting close to the city.
Wife: How can you tell?
Country Driver: We're running over more people.

"How's your insomnia?"
"Worse. Now I can't even sleep when it's time to get up."

Ann: They say exercise kills germs.
Jan: Yeah, but how do you get the little rascals to exercise?

Hal: Grandma cured Grandpa of biting his nails
Sal: How did she do it?
Hal: She hid his false teeth.

"Why don't you answer the phone?"
"Because it isn't ringing."
"Must you always wait till the last minute?"

Randy: I can be sick for nothing becuase my father's a doctor.
Sandy: That's nothing. I can be good for nothing because my father's a minister.

Ann: I'm saving up my money to buy one of those small Japanese radios.
Nan: How are you going to understand what they're saying?

The elevator to sucess runs so seldom, it's best to take the stairs.

and still a lot more.........

Answer 2

A woman met a man at a club and went back to his place for sex. Afterward, she said “You must be a good dentist.” He replied, “How did you know I'm a dentist.” She said, “I didn't feel a thing.”

Answer 3

I love short people, i had three for lunch.

Answer 4

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast inection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

Answer 5

you understand, at a stoplight, inexperienced approach move, yellow approach quit and pink approach quit. good with bananas its the opposite direction round. Green approach quit, yellow approach move and pink approach in which the **** did you get that banana.

Answer 6

why didn't the chicken cross the road?
it was to chicken.