I THINK CHUCK NORRIS IS GOD DOES ANYONE HERE BELIEVE ME?!?!
2006-07-29 19:16:14 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I thought I found god once. I realize now that I was wrong.
2006-07-29 19:22:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
At night the Boogie Man looks under his bed for Chuck Norris!
2006-07-29 19:21:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no i sure don't .
there's only 1 god in this entire world that exists & it's god himself. his son jesus christ, our lord & saviour.
in the 10 commandments, it states:
thou shalt have no other god's b/4 me, thou shalt not bow down to any other gods, graven images, nor idols.
god is a jealous god.
so, no chuck norris is no where close to being god. he's a man, but definitely not god.
you're worshipping the wrong god.
read the holy bible, it speaks about idoltary.
this is a no-no in god's eyes.
2006-07-29 19:22:48 · answer #3 · answered by lu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That would be a no. Chuck does believe in God, though.
2006-07-29 19:19:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
CHUCK NORRIS IS THE ULTIMATE GOD OF KARATE CHOPS!
2006-07-29 19:21:53 · answer #5 · answered by river24maya 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG chuck norris
OMG BECKY
I CANTBELIVE IT
CHUCK NORRIS
WALKER TEXAS RANGER
NO CANT BE
ARE YOU FOR REAL
OMG CHUCK NORRIS
BIT*H U MUST BE ON SOMTHIN
CHUCK NORRIS
WTF
HOW U CAME UP WITH THAT
U MST BE SIMPLE OR RETARTED
2006-07-29 19:22:21 · answer #6 · answered by new_musk2003 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chuck norris is a freak. what is with that guy??? he freaks me out...
2006-07-29 19:20:46 · answer #7 · answered by greendayrockgods 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No I think you need to stop watching Walker Taxes Ranger.
2006-07-29 19:21:00 · answer #8 · answered by Mary M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why would you think that? (when did chuck norris become asian?)
2006-07-29 19:25:02 · answer #9 · answered by charbarski 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if God had so many face lifts he now appears Chinese.
2006-07-29 19:20:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋