An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man who has never been with a woman sexually.
After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad.
She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian Outback. And after a long-distance courtship, they decide to get married.
On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the festivities. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner.
“What happened?” she asks.
“I've never been with a woman,” he says. “But if it's anything like screwing a kangaroo I'm gonna need all the room I can get!”
2006-07-29 18:54:43 · 12 answers · asked by Stephanie 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ok, here's one.
An 80 year old man marries an 80 year old woman, and they're both virgins. On their wedding night, they get a room on the second floor of a swanky hotel, get room service, with champagne, and start discussing how they're going to consumate the relationship. After several unsuccessful tries, he comes up with a plan.
"I'll stand by the door, and you stand by the window, and we'll run together to get enough momentum to get it in, and then we can just hop into the bed."
She agrees, and goes to stand by the window, while he heads for the door. He says, "One.... Two..... Three!"
Five minutes later, the doorman comes in to talk to the Desk Clerk. "You have got to come see this! There's a naked old man out here hiding in the bushes!"
"You think that's bad!" says the Clerk, "A maid just called down. There's a little old lady stuck on a doorknob!"
2006-07-29 19:12:27 · answer #1 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
That was good. When I read what the guy said I actually had an Australlian accent in my head.
2006-07-30 02:07:17 · answer #2 · answered by black diamond 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good 1 it took me a while to figure out what it meant but ha ha ha ha ha 10**
2006-07-30 02:12:13 · answer #3 · answered by smm 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would think sheep would be easier but different strokes for different folks, great joke though
2006-07-30 02:14:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-07-30 02:35:18 · answer #5 · answered by charbarski 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!10+^^
2006-07-30 01:58:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha hardy har har
2006-07-30 02:06:05 · answer #7 · answered by cave dude 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute lol
2006-07-30 02:01:43 · answer #8 · answered by TJ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA nice!
2006-07-30 02:25:57 · answer #9 · answered by cognitively_dislocated 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAH HA
2006-07-30 01:57:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋