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what comes once in a year twice in a week but not in a day?

2006-07-29 18:10:48 · 12 answers · asked by princesskd 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

12 answers

Ya Mammy.

2006-07-29 18:14:15 · answer #1 · answered by Butterfly 13 2 · 0 0

Larry wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Larry looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean.

So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you." So he goes to the kitchen, and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.

Larry asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious, broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."

Confused, Larry asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married'!"

2006-08-02 17:29:55 · answer #2 · answered by heidielizabeth69 7 · 0 0

The letter E
Damn if ya didn't hafta preview answers , I might have been first,
Oh well

2006-07-30 01:14:20 · answer #3 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0 0

The LETTER E

2006-07-30 07:07:27 · answer #4 · answered by the.chosen.one 3 · 0 0

The chance I'll ever answer another one of your questions.

2006-07-30 01:14:31 · answer #5 · answered by Taylurr Babee. 2 · 0 0

the letter e

2006-07-30 01:30:48 · answer #6 · answered by KI 1 · 0 0

the letter e

2006-07-30 01:14:55 · answer #7 · answered by theuntouchablejdub 3 · 0 0

letter e

2006-07-30 01:17:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

some guy from Mars.... troubling me every week.

2006-07-30 01:17:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

e

2006-07-30 01:17:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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