here's a good riddle for you. can you answer it?

Question

(e-mail me if no one gets it) ok.. there was this old widow who wanted to get married. so the next day she put an ad in the paper saying im looking for a man who would not beat me, would not runaway, and is good in bed. a few days later someone rang the door bell. she opened the door and a man in a wheel chair who had no arms or legs sat there and she said,"can i help you?" the man sed, " im here in response to your ad" she sed,"would you beat me?" , " no of course not i dont have any arms", then she sed,"would you run away?" , he replied with," no i couldnt, i havent got any legs. then she said,"are you good in bed?" he said."i rang the door bell didnt i?". how did he ring the door bell.

hint:(down stairs)

Answer 1

Either his tongue, his erection, or he spit on it really hard. The real question is how did he get to the door. He had to have somebody with him.

Answer 2

Spot, the spotless puppy's favorite spot is its residence and the color is black. If a fats lady falls within the wooded area, the bushes snicker since they transfer round that's 'guffawing'

Answer 3

With his tongue. And if it is long enough and strong enough to ring the door bell then, well, you can figure the rest out.

Answer 4

with his tounge or his nose, perhaps someone else rang the doorbell for him. The popular respose seems to be "with his wiwi" but if he had no arms or legs he couldn't have got it out by himself, or back in.

Answer 5

boy he must of had a long one if he rang the door bell with his personal parts is all i can say...but this is kind of cute and not real dirty to my opinion....but i am interested in the answer for real...interesting and thanks for the break up in the boredom..

Answer 6

with a body part

Answer 7

Gene Simons eat your heart out, lol. :)

Answer 8

Haaa funny...

Answer 9

That's not a riddle, it's a joke.

Answer 10

dingdong? ringaling da bell?..--->lmao->