A visiting professor at Texas A & M University is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost? 15 students raise their hands.
"That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" Three students raise their hands. "That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further.....Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?" One student in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He takes off his glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
2006-07-29 17:30:08 · 15 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium.
The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost." The student replies, "Ghost? Damn..... From back there I thought you said 'goats'!"
2006-07-29 17:30:22 · update #1
funny, but ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-07-29 17:34:12 · answer #1 · answered by Southern Girl/ deal with it! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha.....good one...
check this one too....
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.
"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever."
A smart *** guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
2006-07-29 17:38:22 · answer #2 · answered by MK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eeeeek! what is going on? you're telling old old jokes no not ...(insert name here) why why (insert name here) you know i'm just going to name you.... how does, joe sound? lol check ya later ♥
2006-07-29 19:28:06 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, funny but MK's was better
2006-07-29 17:50:00 · answer #4 · answered by candycane 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh that's Baaaa d
2006-07-29 17:39:18 · answer #5 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH LIKE ABOUT two PEEEE IN MY PANTSSSSS! LMFAOOOOOOOO! THAT THE BEST JOKE EVERRRRRRR! WOWOWO! THAT DESERVES LIKE 983246 STARSS!!!
2016-08-28 15:47:52 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..... that's an old joke.
2006-07-29 17:36:02 · answer #7 · answered by danny boy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats pretty good
2006-07-29 17:33:46 · answer #8 · answered by Tonks 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahha! lol
2006-07-29 20:00:37 · answer #9 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-07-29 17:41:44 · answer #10 · answered by Jubei 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what's the joke???
2006-07-29 17:33:25 · answer #11 · answered by Shan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋