Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."
2006-07-29 17:10:48 · 9 answers · asked by jussmessin 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats very good one...hahahahaha... thanks
here is one for you....
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.
"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever."
A smart *** guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
2006-07-29 17:36:37 · answer #1 · answered by MK 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
already been posted 50 BILLION times before
2006-07-29 17:15:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you made me laugh...which is very hard...congrats!!!
who cares if it was posted 50 billion times, if u heard it, shut up, if you haven't then put what u think!!
2006-07-29 17:14:13 · answer #3 · answered by ξℓ Çђαηφσ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, I think I may have heard it before...so, if I did it definitely did not get old! Very funny. Thanks for sharing laughs with the yahoo!answers community, it is much appreciated.
2006-07-29 17:32:50 · answer #4 · answered by mushykins 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
never heard it but i like it lol sko funny
2006-07-29 19:08:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is awsome i love it
thanx for the laughs... ;)
2006-07-29 17:27:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha.
2006-07-29 17:17:22 · answer #7 · answered by Ron~N 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
VERY GOOD AND FUNNY
2006-07-29 17:15:40 · answer #8 · answered by JOHN R H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is funny
2006-07-29 17:16:37 · answer #9 · answered by ► Gavilan ◄ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋