As a guy, one of the ones that stands out to me is a girl left a not on my front door asking me to count her tatoos with my tongue. I didn't as that's WT. But it was great to read!
Another one was a girl at a party asked me what I was doing the rest of the night. I told her I had nothing planned to do. She replied that now I had her to do. - pretty smooth.
2006-07-29 17:00:55 · 22 answers · asked by ZIAGACITY 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
damn girl is that a keg in your *** because i'd like to tap that!
It made me laugh.....which I found out later was a ploy or ice breaker to start talking to me. we went out of few dates but nothing ever came out of it really.....he did get laid though...not that night but one of the other nights we went out. He was cute and funny....
2006-07-29 17:06:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When a girlfriend and I were out of town together I told a hot waiter that we were there scouting for American Idol and we would like to give him a private audition. When he returned and told us our meal was on the house and handed us a nude picture of himself and a card with his phone numbers on it. I felt so bad for lying but I didn't think he would fall for it. He could sing too!!
2006-07-29 17:09:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We were at a bar and had just met like 4 hours prior. She called me over to her and just gave me the best kiss ever! Here it is 6 months later and she's still got my heart!
2006-07-29 17:06:29 · answer #3 · answered by Captain Don 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"We have so much in common" I was at a bar and there was a free standing keg so I think everyone there had a lot in common. BTW- yes it worked but I'll never admit it again
2006-07-29 17:05:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A girl once told me my fly was down. I said, why were you looking down there in the first place?
2006-07-29 17:03:32 · answer #5 · answered by Nitz Frugent 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"I'll be honest. Im not looking for anything longterm, but Im considering changing that. Is a couple hours tonight going to suffocate you to much?"
2006-07-29 17:05:17 · answer #6 · answered by Legend 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My boyfriend now asked my if I had mirrors in my pants, because he saw himself in them, blatent rip off of a song, but it still worked, probably just because my boyfriend is too cute, but it still worked
2006-07-29 17:07:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i once used a pick up line on an old man "you must be a parking ticket cus u've got fine written all over you " its was funny
2006-07-29 17:03:32 · answer #8 · answered by Syd 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i said, does ur thingy down there always stay limp, the guy said no and i said it better not, hahahahaa not funny, im a guy, i said to a girl wanna make out she said yes
2006-07-29 17:02:23 · answer #9 · answered by pikoman 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To quote the fabulous Margaret Cho, "Stick it in!"
2006-07-29 17:05:06 · answer #10 · answered by BajaRob 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋