He should have not put the sewage treatment plant next to the playground.
2006-07-29 16:14:35 · 16 answers · asked by Nerdly Stud 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The point is, He should have made the door to the sewage plant a different shape from the door to the playground. It's dark, undercovers, haven't you ever loaded your meet missle in the wrong launch tube? The word 'gerbil' is merely allegorical. JC, Christians are dumb.
2006-07-29 19:49:07 · update #1
Because he is not too intelligent of a designer. That is if he existed, whish he does not.
2006-07-29 16:58:37 · answer #1 · answered by tisbedashit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, that is when God cursed the earth (Genesis 3). He changed childbirth, the ground, and brought in physical death to man. It seems that He also changed the animals (that had previously only eaten plants, Gen. 1:30): creatures given teeth and claws designed to rend flesh, venom to paralyze, mouths to suck blood, coils to constrict, expandable jaws to swallow prey, etc. As a result of God’s judgment on sin, God has given us a taste of existence without Him—a world full of violence, death, suffering, and disease. Dangerous weather patterns and natural disasters like hurricanes, tornadoes, earthquakes, and tsunamis should remind us that we no longer live in the Garden of Eden. It is a cursed earth and bad things are supposed to happen. Romans 8:20-21 says that the creation was “subjected to futility” by God, and talks about its “slavery to corruption.” You may be thinking, “Well, why am I being punished for what Adam did?” Because if you were in that circumstance, you would have done the same thing. God could have killed them and started over, but the results would have been the same. How do I know? Because every single person since then has sinned; Cain killed Abel and keep going right on down the line (Rom. 3:10, 23); the only exception is Jesus Christ. And so God let Adam simply represent mankind (Rom. 5:12). This planet has been subject to suffering as a consequence of man’s sin. God cursed it, but sin is responsible. When we suffer, it ought to be a sober reminder of how terrible sin is. We all choose to sin and see the results of what sin did to the earth every day.
2016-03-16 08:23:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mine is not shaped like a gerbil there buddy. You should get that checked out, sounds like a MAJOR birth defect, is your's as least BIGGER than a gerbil? Good luck to you.
2006-07-29 16:20:47 · answer #3 · answered by Gynolotrimena Lubriderma-Smith 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey if urs is shaped like a gerbil I think that might b the problem not its proximity to the exit
2006-07-29 16:22:24 · answer #4 · answered by big boi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gods design is perfect! The butt pirate's desire and creativty to see if that will go there and then like it, and then make it into his life style, is an abomination to the Lord!
2006-07-29 16:19:58 · answer #5 · answered by bungyow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think God figured we were smart enough not to make a playground for our "gerbil" out of the sewage treatment area hehehe
2006-07-29 16:23:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why should anyone answer an asinine question like that?
Other than for the 2 pts.
2006-07-29 16:20:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gerbil?....playground?....whatever...
2006-07-29 16:34:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man what have you been smoking ?
Does this question make sense to you?
I haven't got a clue what you are talking about.
2006-07-29 16:20:50 · answer #9 · answered by cheeky chic 379 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"He should have not put the sewage treatment plant next to the playground."
Good point. Doesn't seem too....intelligent.
2006-07-29 16:20:43 · answer #10 · answered by Mr. Bojangles 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋