Mine is : Britney Spears is driving her new Hummer , and she hits some one and says "Oops , I did it again" .
2006-07-29 15:55:03 · 5 answers · asked by Spider Pig aka Tyrone Biggums 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Micheal Jackson
What are the three things that micheal jackson and a carrier bag have in common?
1. they are both made of plastic
2.they are both white
and 3. they are both dangerous when left with children.
Mother Teresa meets Princess Diana
Mother Teresa is walking around Heaven one day as she notices Princess Diana passing by. "What a lovely woman," Mother Teresa thought, "doing all those wonderful things for the sick and starving of our world." As Princess Diana passes by, Mother Teresa notices that Diana's halo is much bigger than that of her own. "I had dedicated my entire life on earth to those sick and hungry, and her halo is bigger than mine?!" So, Mother Teresa decides to go find St. Peter and ask him about her problem.
Upon hearing the problem, St. Peter smiles a little and reassures Mother Teresa that,"It's not a halo; that's the steering wheel."
2006-07-29 16:34:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years?
A. Michael Jackson
Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men?
A. He thought it was a home delivery service
Michael Jackson is so bad he could have been a Catholic priest
2006-07-29 16:02:46 · answer #2 · answered by Cool Z 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When is a woman too old to find her soulmate? Doesn't matter, Ashton Kutcher would go for them anyway.
2006-07-29 15:59:00 · answer #3 · answered by Susie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's a true one. The pope rides in a bullet-proof/bomb-proof car. If he's afraid to die, the rest of us are in serious trouble.
2006-07-29 15:58:49 · answer #4 · answered by nursesr4evr 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont think that i have one, because i like them all.
2006-07-29 15:57:17 · answer #5 · answered by Kyrsten 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋