good mama jokes?

Answer 1

i luv my mama

Answer 2

Your mama is so dumb that:
She asked for a price check at the dollar store;
When she heard that most accidents occur in the home, she moved;
When she missed the number 44 bus, she took the #22-twice;
They had to burn down the school to get her out of second grade;
and my favorite:
Your mama is so dumb she got fired from her job at the M&M plant for throwing out all of the W's.

Answer 3

Your mama is so big that when she was in Japan the men started yelling Godzilla

Answer 4

Your mama is so poor that the last time she smelled a hot meal was when a rich man farted.

Answer 5

your mama is so skinny when she swallowed a peanut m&m she looked 6 months pregnant
your mama is so skinny when she farted you can see a bubble roll down her pants leg

Answer 6

Yo mama so old I told her to act her age and the bltch died.

Answer 7

Differences Between Men And Women In The Shower

Shower Habits Of Men And Women
How to Shower Like a Woman
1. Take off fourteen layers of clothing you put on this morning.
2. Walk to bathroom wearing robe and towel on head. If you happen to see husband along the way, ignore juvenile "turban-head" jokes and run to bathroom.
3. Look at womanly physique in mirror and stick out stomach so as to complain about how fat you're getting.
4. Turn on hot water only.
5. Get in the shower, once you've found it through all the steam.
6. Look for facecloth, armcloth, legcloth, long loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone.
7. Wash hair once with cucumber and lemon shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
8. Rinse hair. Condition your hair with cucumber and lemon conditioner enhanced with natural crocus oil. Leave on hair for fifteen minutes.
9. Wash face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes until red and raw.
10. Try to wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Java Cake bodywash.
11. Complain bitterly when you realize that your husband has once again been EATING your ginger nut and java cake body wash.
12. Rinse conditioner off hair (this takes at least fifteen minutes, as you must make sure that all the conditioner has come off).
13. Debate shaving armpits and legs and decide that you can't be bothered.
14. Scream loudly when your husband flushes the toilet and you get a rush of cold water.
15. Turn hot water on full and rinse off.
16. Dry with a towel the size of a small African country.

How to Shower Like a Man
1. Sit on the edge of the bed and take off the underwear you've walking around the house in all morning. Leave them on the floor.
2. Walk to bathroom wearing a towel. If you see your wife along the way, flash her.
3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Pat your beer belly with affection as if it was a great achievement. Suck in your gut to see if you have pecs. (No.)
4. Turn on the water.
5. Check for pecs again. (Still no.)
6. Get in the shower.
7. Don't bother to look for a washcloth. (You don't use one.)
8. Spend 5 minutes soaping your body and rinse.
9. Spend 15 minutes washing your crotch and surrounding area.
10. Wash your rear end.
11. Shampoo your hair, do not use conditioner.
12. Make a shampoo mohawk.
13. Open the door and look at yourself in the mirror, giggle.
14. Pee.
15. Repeat #9, because it felt good.
16. Rinse off and get out of the shower.
17. Pick up the towel and sniff it. If it smells okay, go ahead and dry off with it. If it doesn't smell okay, holler to your wife to find you a clean one.
18. Return to the bedroom wearing the towel; if you pass your wife, flash her.

Answer 8

YER MAMA HAS A GLASS EYE WITH A FISH IN IT.
.................. HAS 10 FINGERS ALL ON ONE HAND.
TRY JOKES.COM AND THEN LOOK FOR YER MAMA JOKES.

Answer 9

yo mama so fat when she sat on the rainbow scittles stated brusting out

Answer 10

Your Mama's so fat that, after sex, he rolled over, and he was still on the bit** :-)

Answer 11

Yo mamma's teeth so yellow that when she opens her mouth to smile outside all the cars slow down for the yellow lights...